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How's my parking?

Started by Bibs, May 03 2012 09:29 AM

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#1 Bibs

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:29 AM

:huh:

What's all that about? Maidstone Hospital yesterday afternoon...

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:36 AM

One would think that it was much businer at some point earlier and they tagged on the end, non?
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:36 AM

Do you tell jokes with the punchline first too?
 


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:38 AM

Buy a Ford to stand out from the crowd

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:39 AM

One would think that it was much businer at some point earlier and they tagged on the end, non?


Wha's 'at mean then? :hrhr:

Maybe the driver was too scared to try and get into one of those large car spaces?
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:51 AM

Am I missing something. I only see two cars, a Porsche (in the back on the left side) and an Evora (3rd car on the right) standing on a parking lot filled with the usual traffic hazards :help:
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 09:58 AM

:lol:
 


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:01 AM

Maybe this lady has moved from Spain and didn't want to try with a slightly bigger car?


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:25 AM

good of the hospital to supply a chicane :)

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:00 AM

If they dont go in a bay is it free parking?
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:01 AM

Lmao! Mike, brilliant!

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:49 AM

Here is one my brother took at our local Sainsbury's one day..
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:51 AM

Well I suppose it's still between the lines. Isn't it?
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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:56 AM

quite skilful

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:18 AM

Probably forgot the handbrake and rolled out of that spot behind it. Luckily there's an Evora waiting to catch it :)
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:58 AM

A demonstration of Ford's new Park Assist facility?

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 10:31 AM

Well it didn't hit anything so got to be good. No?
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 03:12 PM

Maybe this lady has moved from Spain and didn't want to try with a slightly bigger car?



Ok I had a smart fortwo as company car and I must say on three occasions I overshot it a because it was kinda weird driving something that small, so I was done but in my mind I was barely starting... But for goodness sake just learn to parallel park you dummy!

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 05:22 AM

Maybe this lady has moved from Spain and didn't want to try with a slightly bigger car?




She needs to take a lesson from this little guy...

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:21 AM

Awesome. Love the ladies laugh in the background.
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