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V8 Owners Fem Slave

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  1. lol....yeah but i want the car .......not bothered about the gun....gimme the car pleaaaase
  2. i may have this wrong and i am missing one letter but here it goes... Roll Around On Floor Laughing My M?? Fu**ing Arse Off hope this hepls
  3. ermmm well i am a dinnerlady (not kitchen staff) ...or mid day welfare supervisor (proper title)
  4. ok thanks for that guys.... i will keep a cushion so fingers crossed i'll be able to have a go..... cheers purza
  5. ok with you on the seat right upto the steering wheel..i have got into the habit that if i know someone else is going to drive the car i use i push the seat back..... i'm a good honest!
  6. lol i think i would cripple myself in those.....i am more a Doc Martyn girl thanks for the offer but i am up north...Manchester way thanks for the links..will have to check them out and start saving up
  7. ahhh i see this is a regular post...V8 are the best that of course is my opinion and everyone is entitled to thiers.....but lets not get silly or i'll have to get Dommy on your asses...... i am still waiting for the speedo piccies
  8. lol they look good but i doubt they do them in a UK size 2 !!
  9. lol no they should GIVE him the first one so he can check the quality, no point in having this new bar if it doesn't live upto the taste purza
  10. Ok folks... Question....does the Esprit come supplied with a periscope??? lol Will i have to bring along a childs booster seat so i can see over the dashboard and reach the peddles? Are there any other V8 owners of smaller stature (i am five foot) i don't want to get my hopes up of driving a V8 only to be let down because of my Hopefully i will find out in the next few months...i'll keep you posted purza still waiting for that late growing spurt i was told about....
  11. ...ok folks hello to you all...i have posted a couple of things but thought i would say hi in here too HELLO... i have an appreciation of classic cars...but the V8 is my favourite.....mmmm the sounds, the vibration of the engine corsing through my......ah well moving swiftly B) take care purza
  12. now i wish i had her costume...... she looks good B)
  13. lol.....oh dear no...for him i look like this..... hmmmm its a bit out of never mind you get the idea...
  14. ok lads here you go..... B) this is how i am to nonlotus
  15. hmmm ok sounds promising.....but i do hope you will be seductively draped over a V8 engine
  16. well ok i will see what i can find, but i don't want to frighten any of you...
  17. lol....oh no, trust me, i am not masquerading.....i am definately a woman. and admit just want a better look at the car...
  18. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, NBA 3.6, XBOX Live and NASCAR 4.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate --- Dear Desperate: First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support
  19. loved turbo strop...obviously i don't do that...
  20. lol yep i've spotted this too, on Manchester Road heading towards Whitefield.
  21. The finish was very nice and smooth, a lovely job. if you do go down this road keep an eye on the areas where the hooks have been as there may be some paint missing it was spotted and they kindly let us have some paint for touching up this will also come in handy if they get scratched while we reassemble it.... purza
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