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Whirlybird

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  1. Maybe we should put forward an idea. When you pay, you can print out a receipt, in the shape of a disc..... that you put inside the car.... just had a thought. Bibs could get some holders made up for them.
  2. Probably get a better price today though.
  3. I was wondering where the grinch had gone!
  4. Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action... They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action.' Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more frantic coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.' And, once again they enjoy each other in the way only two people in the first flush of lust can... But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.' Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: 'You mean I've been here already?'
  5. We have one that has 4 to 5 pouches and no dried food and another that has mostly dried food with one pouche. The first is a large cat and 18
  6. I think we are all going to die, eventually. I don't think the nuts will stop that.
  7. Jeremy, I'll get you a copy of the film and my old donkey jacket for half of what they want. I'll even include delivery!
  8. I had the same thoughts to start with, but eventually went the GT3 route due to my lack of mechanical skills. My thinking was that the later cars were improved as time went on. I was very lucky in getting one which had been well looked.
  9. Did I read somewhere there was a Ryanair ticket on the side ? Souls probably explain a lot.
  10. I had a problem a while ago when mine wouldn't start (turned out the thin wire to the starter needed crimping and was loose). From what I remember, the large wires (either red or brown) go to the back of the starter for power and the small red/white (on mine) to a spade connector which is from the switch solenoid.
  11. Check the 12v at the small wire on the starter (as above, the wire is a spade and comes off or becomes very loose). If the is nothing there, test the relay to the starter (swap with others the same next to it)
  12. Feds seems to be the 'hoodies' favourite What an arse they seem when saying it !
  13. Sorry to hear about this mindless crap. I have CCTV on my house which covers part of the road also, worth checking if there is any which covers the surrounding roads.
  14. Hopefully, being in Berkshire, means we will see you at Newlands.
  15. I have learned many hand signals, don't think any of them are in the book though!
  16. I decided to gamble 92p on your recommendation for that book.
  17. Fab looking job, the hard work has definitely paid off. Looks great.
  18. I, on the other hand, am vegetarian. So I don't really have the energy to carry on typing ......
  19. Bugger !! Not the sort of thing that I buy, but would have been a nice in and out even though there was a limit.
  20. Sorry to hear the news Mark. I have been self employed for over 25 years now, it is true that when one door closes another opens. Best wishes
  21. Kimbers vs the spider ........ " STOP RESISTING"
  22. My third spotting within a couple of days, Berkshire must be the place to be.
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