Chillidoggy

I heard they're planning on increasing taxes on red wine purchased in Scotland by 200% to compensate.

Try putting less ice in.

Funny you should say that, but after some serious research I've found the whine can be cured by wine.

Now 1,059 miles, that's all the running-in. Oil and filter change today, and we're away. Thorough inspection and I can't find any leaks from engine, gearbox or driveshafts. The engine is still very nice, smooth, with an addictive power delivery. TWAT noise is taking some getting used to, might have to buy a baseball cap, a shell-suit, trainers and some fake gold chains to hang round my neck, innit bro.

He's not the only transgressor. Leclerc was another one. You'd think they'd be setting an example as ambassadors for F1.

I’ve been somewhat bemused by being told we need to lose weight because we’re all fat bastards, and then in the same breath they’re offering us all a tenner off eating out, including, arguably, the most unhealthy food on the planet.

Are you smoking the same gear as buddsy?

You haven’t met my wife, have you?

Sadly not the case. The heat being transferred to the ice cube increases the average kinetic energy of the gin molecules resulting in the breakdown of the crystal structure of ice and transition to the liquid state - the melting of the ice cube. Ergo, the gin is diluted by the melting ice cube. That said, I wholeheartedly concur with your last statement, indeed, I have followed such advice for many years, and found it to be most efficacious.

Surely that dilutes the gin/tonic ratio?

Are you Russian?

I have, and frankly I’m shocked. In my opinion, you need to grow a pair and stand up for yourself more. FFS don’t tell her I said so, though. By way of a comparison, Shan wouldn’t dream of standing in the way of a drinks fridge. Either a purchase of one, or just the door.

You must be talking about Kanye.

FTFY.

You’d need to consider the probability that none of the candidates would get past the screening.