A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked “ What are all these clocks?”. St Peter answered “Those are Lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”
“Oh” said the man, “ Whose clock is that?”
“That was Mother Teresa’s” replied St Peter.”The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie”
“Incredible, said the man.
“And whose clock is that one?”
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us