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  1. Liffey the Irish Wolfhound. She may not be the ugliest but I would bet she is the biggest, and she is still only 7 months old!!!!!!!!!
  2. Alert Status Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability. It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert. The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides". The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose". Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from "isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the Middle East ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the British for help". Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to "make another cup of tea"
  3. I see I have done as much on my SE as you have done to improve your spelling!!!!! Do not listen to any doom and gloom with regard to dropping the chassis, it is not that hard at all . The fish is correct I took the shell off in one day(on my own!!), and it should have taken alot less had I, 1, followed the manual, 2, not kept stopping to have a cigarette, and finally, had it mentioned in the book, or if anyone had told me about the four bolts on the pedal box which are a shit to get at and are the final body to chassis bolts The only thing you do need assistance for is the lifting of the shell from the chassis itself, it is not as heavy as you would think but it is very awkward. let me know if you need any more details.
  4. How remiss of me, a spelling mistake
  5. Bibs, in a pup, now there is a shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. OMFG It is a sick genetic cross of Axl Rose and Julian Clarey Please tell me it did not live long, for it's own good
  7. Without a doubt the funniest thing I have heard all year
  8. ok here goes, not in its current state but you will get the idea!!!!!!!!!
  9. I am so pleased I can actually assist with this problem, no more computer muppet title for me. Paul, I have the same problem, what I have found is once you have read a thread you have to then go back into whichever forum you came from (ie, chat, tech etc) instead of jumping straight to the main board menu. That way it seems to register that you have read the topics and not skipped any. I have mentioned it to bibs before and I think he was going to look into it. Hope this helps.
  10. [email protected] is both e-mail and MSN. This can be used by anyone who need to skive off work for a while. Or the Fish (as he does not do any work anyway)
  11. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE>>>>>>>>>>etc keep on this board and give us the benefit of your technical experience!!! I have read your tech posts on PH and that kind of knowledge is invaluable. Enjoy the forum!!!
  12. My thoughts are that you are having an affair with Karl!!!!!
  13. That was the answer I was looking for!!!!!!! Thanks Derrick. No esprit gearbox ornament for me then!!!!! At least not yet
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