Dan E

Helen, tell him nothing! We know, that is all that matters! He will own weapons though as he is from Margate. We will have to rely on intelligence.

Me: Minogue Sparky: Helen Mirren Bibs: Jo Brand Jonathan: Ray Winston just need a script now and some snails

you are after all only human. Just checking are we off topic here!

i will insist that i am played by Minogue

I only talk to you because i am scared of your wife #mainlybecausesheismoreinteresting

I am talking about the hotel/bar afterwards, I looked at the receipt and thought I can't put that through expenses so binned it. Bar snailgate the food was lovely to be fair. Will be arranging another in August, maybe a Corrs concert? On my B/day vaping is allowed in the venue, tis true so you and @Sparky will need to try harder to get thrown out.

@JNW3 help me out here, I got the AA senior TLF members on my case! Funnily enough i was doing my expenses the other day and it turns out gin in whatever that place was is not cheap.

His nephew goes to my sons school, and my osteopath treated him after his plane crash https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/11466522/Nigel-Farage-After-the-plane-crash-I-lit-a-fag.-Not-a-great-idea-close-to-aviation-fuel.html that is no defence

this is where we stayed the evening after the rally! Wasn't that far away http://www.elephantandcastlehotel.co.uk/

Now called The Forest Experience, I believe. Ross who owns it is a nice guy and they do teach you stuff but the limits are really down to how much bottle you have.

I can help you out here, we done one in Wales which was bloody brilliant for a mates 50th a couple of years ago, all in Full rally spec MK2 escorts, you could drive like a complete loon if you wanted although at some points the sheer drops stopped you also my Nephew who is seriously quick came across a group of cyclists who had ignored all the signs and fences! On the hot lap with the instructor driving a Subaru, they were so on it that the same aforementioned Nephew ended up, well see below it was an absolute pleasure that health and safety was completely out of the window all day. We also ended up the following night stay in a welsh town which was completely bonkers, everyone from 16 to 80 just goes out and gets properly pissed. I don’t have the email on my iPad but I will have a look tomorrow when in the office and send you the itinerary of what we did. Or maybe just look at the side of the car Higgins Rally School! Not sure how I missed that

luckily Esprits have such a good handbrakes isn't it!!

@JNW3 you have broken my Essex @Sparky you better be quick I am on a 10day detox from Wednesday

Just got back from rugby tour, I could do with a RAC recovery truck

Now where to jump in here, so I will make one point only and it is this 1. Why does this country try to change absolutely everything by taxing it! No forward thinking, no initiative, nothing, in fact can anyone (I stand to be corrected here) tell me how any Gov has done it in any other way. 2. Apologises that might have been two points 3. Shit that makes it three 4. I am in trouble here