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Setras

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  1. Received an email from my Sister telling me My Auntie has been awarded an MBE....... "Over the past 30 years Caroline and her husband Robert have fostered more than 117 children. Caroline
  2. right click my computer... select manage...... then choose services...... look for the wireless config service and start it then set it to auto..... on the first page of the belkin window choose allow windows to configure my network........ note wireless belkin operate with a weak power and even your mobile seeking a signal can cause your connection to the wireless to drop..........
  3. I am using a flamethrower to get them down this year.... must remember not to light it with the insurance policy......
  4. thanks for the votes....... have retired the hamster..................... hello stewie
  5. sounds logical but I heard an historian/archeologist on absolute FM during the drive to work say there was no proof regarding the construction of spiral staircases......
  6. you know you want to... i mean going to Katie Magic the Gathering is a collectable card game like top trumps but wizards and monsters.....
  7. Had the top radiator hose on a vauxhall split on the way home in the early hours of the morning in central london..... One carrier bag and a ball of string later had bandaged the pipe, the repair held for 4 days till vauxhall got a replacement in....
  8. does playing "Magic the gathering" count..... If so then my 4000+ card collection might qualify me
  9. i have oodles of old ram....... even lots of rambus......
  10. i quite liked SLEG's goodwood breakfast club.... post modern day...........
  11. my hamster needs to be retired.....
  12. you can use any HDD aparently up 1Tb and a simple clone using ghost will do the trick......... not tried it so cannot confirm it....
  13. drop me you email and i will send you a couple of utilites that can help...... they normally have the first charachter of the filename deleted...............
  14. count me in.......If you want to be in a Lotus Katie you can have the passenger seat......
  15. The truth......... men think about sex every six seconds so by the time you get the bolt undone (usually the one that hasn't been undone since lucifer fell) you have orgasmed nearly twice........ had several erotic images pass through your mind..... remembered you first time....and then given them a grope to make sure they are still there......... now where did i leave that ratchet.
  16. 15/15..... after the 4th attempt....
  17. Electric make me go blotchy.... wet shave with triple blade cant be beaten........ leaves my legs lovely and smooth
  18. I like Bloody Minded W**ker for BMW and A^^ehole, usually dosen't Indicate for Audi.....
  19. but esprit are like buses... you wait for one then you lots together.......
  20. I dont set my sights that high I remember Bill Bailey talking about the top 100 things to do before you die. I rather liked his No 67, Lunge wildly at the Pope..... So as a tribute I thought hard...... 1. become prime minister and make all school uniforms oompa loompa costumes, 2. Put micheal jackson I a packing crate and ship him to antartica 3. Buy a radio station and play every tune backswards. 4. Put a few Million tons of concrete on top of K2 to make all the books wrong 5. Win a massive euromillions rollver to complete 1, 2, 3 and 4
  21. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V6KyDtnacDA just to show politicians are the same the world over
  22. Great news about the profits.......
  23. not the end of an era..... but an advancement of evolution........ think i might register that
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