[Elite?]

Sad unloved white Elite?

on flatback recovery vehicle 

On A21 near Tonbridge pulling into lay by, lunch time 

[Purple Esprit]

Near Sevenoaks this morning around 11ish 

[50 Shades Of Rust]

It`s a Lotus,

1 step forward  2 maybe 3 back, again Watford Exotics, sorted it, 

Cheers Sparky

[50 Shades Of Rust]

More fun that dieting, work on an Esprit, you will be a lean mean, fighting machine,                                                                                    

[50 Shades Of Rust]

Had to give him £50 plus a dog biscuit 

thats why Sparky is having so much fun lying underneath it 

 

[50 Shades Of Rust]

I have to agree with Andy, i drive my car most days, its not  a garage queen ! plus i don`t have a garage 

[50 Shades Of Rust]

Thought  Esprit`s could go under the sea without rusting!!

Unless it was film trickery ?

[Courtesy Car]

Must be your feminine side coming taking control again 

[Courtesy Car]

On Wednesday OAP discounts 

[4 Wheel Alignment]

Last time i went to KwikFit,

they told me my pads need changing!

thought these pads were discrete, bloody things, must be leaking!!!

[4 Wheel Alignment]

Disc`s in spine?   thought they were those new fangled things that won`t work on my gramophone

[4 Wheel Alignment]

Every time i have been to KwikFit, been told disc`s are cracked/ warped need to be replaced

anyone else found the same?

 

[4 Wheel Alignment]

Thanks Bib`s,

will give them a call

[4 Wheel Alignment]

Hi all,

any one used or know, a good 4 wheel alignment centre in Kent?

Cheers

[Pop quiz: what is it?]

Tight squeeze, 

long day ! with disappointment on leaking manufactured joint!

Return trip to Watford Exotics    

 

[White Esprit S1 S2?]

Dunton Green nr Sevenoaks around 11ish this morning

 

[Blue Excel or Eclat]

Eynsford to Otford around 5 30 pm 

[2 Esprits in one day]

Silver Esprit reg ????ESP just before lunch going towards Riverhead nr Sevenoaks.

Red Esprit after 2pm coming from Riverhead 

[Locked out - S4 central locking problem - help required!]

Locked out of my Merc once, local locksmith,used sucker tool , then airbag to lower glass cost £25

 

[What made you happy today?]

That's a frightening thought,  

[What made you happy today?]

Thats ok, payback times for the many times, you have sorted my Esprit. 

 

[Super Sparky]

Trip up M25  to have  TPS fitted ,  all going  great  THEN rough idle ,no tick over,!!!!!!!!! 

Bemused Sparkey looked concerned ,  he replaced AIV  couple of months ago.

But in that Aladdin's cave he calls a garage, he had one ,installed it, back along M25 car running great  

[Any Evora owners fancy an Esprit]

If your not sure of which shade of yellow ! mine has 50 shades to choose from !!! 

[Hesitation on startup]

Tools used,

Disc cutter, various large sockets, ferking long bar, needle file,

spanners to remove catalytic exhaust pipe, LOTS of swearing 

BUT Sparky never gave up !!! after a few hours had old 02 sensor out, after hour or so new sensor in!!!

Exhaust back on fired up Free Scanned, runs like a dream  

[Hesitation on startup]

Did say 

That`s a different story,  no doubt Sparky will elaborate.