Cliff

Wayne...you are too much! That caught me off guard! LMAO right now!

And if any of you are interested in how we celebrate 'lighting candles' in South Louisiana, check out the attached video...Ouch! Foolish Coon Ass?

Wayne, that's only our 1/4 dollar. You should see our 1/2 dollar. Woo Hoo!

I guess I deserve THAT for my previous 'hairy back gag gift' I now really feel welcome here... sniff...sniff...

Isn't it just too funny how easily grown men can be amused?!

Wayne, I think I have a pic of your 'EX'!

Her in 40 years...

Damn!; I wish MY kids were so easily pleased...

Happy 'just-got-older' day!

Wayne, where do you come up with this Sh!t?

Nothin' like a gag gift to spoil the fun. Happy Bday!

MKE40, are you the source of the saying...'Incest is Best!' ...me ducks...

On another digression... TWENTY FIVE years later Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me... Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....

Wayne, I thought the last picture that I saw of you wrist/hand, when you were showing your watch, was a different color. Is that really you offering flowers???

Off-topic!?... Fantasies?... Pictures?... How dare them!

Wayne, didn't think that you'd notice the radioactive labels on the kegs... But of course, I would only serve Louisiana's very best to my fellow forum elitist! Here's lookin' at ya!

Ya'll gonna be makin' bacon? Awe shucks, wish I could be there.

Perhaps the auto aficionados would prefer this ride?

What! This place is supposed to be fun! ... Why in the H3LL didn't someone tell me? Meet me here and let's liven up things a bit. The first round is on me!

Dealership says $1.7 million car won't run and maker Mercedes-Benz won't fix it. http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/06/14/pricey_lemon/index.html I thought that this type of "unreliability" was only credited to Lotus?

I have four vehicles, a good driving record, over 40 and no drivers under 25. Recently got quotes from Progressive, Allstate and USAA. All were about $1,600 per year for 100/300/100 liability and $1,000 deductible in Louisiana. - Cliff

I couldn't think of anything better to be hijacked by ... you lucky ba$tard! B)

I had a special poop cake baked for you two! Please... dig right in and enjoy. You know, my dad used to tell me... 'once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.' Cheers!

Alan, She is my 'X.' Had to let her go -- she kept knocking me out with those balloons. - Cliff

Neat! However, the debris floppying on the tire when backing out of the drive reminds me of a person walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe!