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  1. I have just come back on line after a particularly messy stag do which ironicaly included a factory tour at Lotus a few days before all this broke. It strikes me that most of the above posts are indeed speculation and opinion and not based in too many facts. Should we not wait to hear the facts and the outcome before deciding who can throw the first stone (even if, and I want to make this perfectly clear, he did say Jahova)

  2. The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit

    for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife.

    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express

    praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She

    said, "I have a praise.

    Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a motor-cycle crash and his

    scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the

    doctors didn't know if they could help him."

    You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as

    they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.

    "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every

    move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a

    delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the

    crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in


    Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably

    as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

    "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out

    of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should

    recover completely."

    All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and

    tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

    A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith."

    The entire congregation held its breath.

    "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

  3. Enforce the laws we have before introducing any new ones !!

    If only eh? Isn't it the case that there is no Political capital in this?? It makes you sound better to the electorate if you can say we are introducing a law to correct this wrong that was left by the previous administration. At least it keeps the printers in business with all the re issuing of law books.

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