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Posts posted by Rick Edwards
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"I think it looks like a bird who swallowed a plate my lord"
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I feel the same dont worry.
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Greetings!
Having been to your part of the world regularly I know what you mean and I love your reaction to it. enjoy the car!
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The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit
for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife.
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She
said, "I have a praise.
Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a motor-cycle crash and his
scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the
doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.
"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every
move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a
delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the
crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in
place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably
as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out
of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should
recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and
tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith."
The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
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LOL no idea what he is saying but the pictures say it all!
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yep, saw that today....looked like an S3 version of the X180R.
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I am not even going to lower myself to some frozen assets gags
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Ahhh the update
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And an iconic game.....
Some pics from memory fast lane.
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Well I'm in but I think we need to get a pose to fly the flag!
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Put my name on one if you do Dave
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Enforce the laws we have before introducing any new ones !!
If only eh? Isn't it the case that there is no Political capital in this?? It makes you sound better to the electorate if you can say we are introducing a law to correct this wrong that was left by the previous administration. At least it keeps the printers in business with all the re issuing of law books.
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A flyer for this event just landed on my desk...
http://thesuperweekend.co.uk/home#/THESUPERWEEKEND/
Looks like it might be fun, although there is no representation from Lotus in any form by the look of it. Maybe we could arrange a takeover??
Any thoughts?
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A decent photo of the raspeberry ripple nebula.
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I'm sorry, was this question serious? I need clarification before I can answer your second one.
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he will probably be a panellist on "have I got news for you " in a years time
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seconded.....any objections?......motion carried
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I love my car...simples
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For once I agree. ....I love the description "one of a kind motoring" thank goodness for that
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Looks like a Transformer.
Watch out it could be an invasion!!!
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Its like the phrase "new and improved" ....how can it be new AND improved? just think of all the free advertising Tesco have had as a result of this story....
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Isn't it like in the Hitch hikers guide? The moment anyone actually works out the answer to life the universe and everything (and it isnt 42 ) everything will cease to exist.
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Greetings Raf, good to have another Lotus in the West Country! A local dealer is a dream we are all chasing.
Bahar Suspended
in Lotus / Motoring / Cars Chat
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I have just come back on line after a particularly messy stag do which ironicaly included a factory tour at Lotus a few days before all this broke. It strikes me that most of the above posts are indeed speculation and opinion and not based in too many facts. Should we not wait to hear the facts and the outcome before deciding who can throw the first stone (even if, and I want to make this perfectly clear, he did say Jahova)