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  1. "Yes it's my dick, yes it's big, and yeah I set it. She's hot. What else can I say?" ...if you had just said that, Anthony, you'd be SO much better off. When will they learn?

  2. 100 degrees! I'm *still* too fat for this shit!! ...though I have lost 25lbs since last summer. ;)

  3. Back to work... Katie Brownrigg Taratus and I will be in Durban, South Africa from 9/15 thru 12/15 as I try to remember how to do my job and Katie attempts to do hers remotely. Couch crashers will be considered on a "first come/most liked" basis. :)

  4. Gonna learn to take some mother f'ers out today!

  5. Has anyone in airline history every told the captain "there is something [they] could do to make [their] flight more enjoyable?"

  6. Heat Index: "feels like" I'm gonna die.

  7. I guess my "Front Toward Enemy" tee shirt idea wasn't as novel as I knew it probably wasn't. #notascleverasithinkiam

  8. I’m not sure what Adventists believe in, but Jewish doctors and efficient care are definitely not commandments.

  9. Julia Stiles has NOT aged well.

  10. Locally grown, locally raped: I just paid $15 for three tomatoes at the fruit stand.

  11. No tenants!!! Let's make some noise!

  12. The upside of a financial crisis: cable news money honeys.

  13. Today is Thursday lol. I like pizza lol. lol lol. Shoot me. lol.

  14. What is the deal with MELANIE MOORE and the SYTYCD judges?!?!?! Her body is ugly, her expressions are off-putting.. ..she's just odd! Why do I feel like the only sane one watching the show? Ladies?

  15. When did Boston turn into North Miami?

  16. WOW! A friend! :-)

  17. You heard it hear first: ***Michelle Bachmann's husband is GAY***. I guarantee you something will come out about him and "masseuse", "intern", or some other fella. $5 to anyone who wants to bet.

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