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  1. Hi Guys Sorry its been so long since I,ve been on here. Been really busy setting up stud farm. The livery yard at staffs went tits up, so I,ve decided to make a go of it here. Since I last saw alot of you I only had 1 horse, pegaso an andalusian stallion that bit bibs LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I,ve now got 7 horses, three of which are stallions. My latest is a black andalusian stallion named Cupido, he,s gorgeous. So you can see why I dont get much time nowadays, its become a full time job, day and night. Any way looking forward to seeing you all on sunday, what time are you hoping to get to barmouth ?????????, if I come and meet you there, you can follow me back home, I know where all brunstroms arsehole minions lurk, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to well unfortunatly. Theres a couple of accident black spots where the road cambers are all wrong, average of 4 deaths a year at one corner alone. Me and jody call it murder death kill corner. The best place to park at Barmouth is on the sea front carpark. See you Sunday x
  2. Hi all Just to let you all know that Glyn had an accident yesterday and pretty much wrote his car off. The good news is he,s ok, he,s pretty pissed off as you can imagine, having spent a year putting it on the road, he had just mot,d it and this went and happened. He,s pretty sure insurers will write it off. Any way personally I,m just glad he,s ok, the car can be replaced, mended etc.
  3. Dodgy I thought you were coming back end of april ????????????????????????
  4. Whilst driving along the other day, my 76 yr old mother asked me if LOTUS means "loads of trouble usually serious" what does ferrari stand for. Hhhhmmmmm thinks I, I couldn,t use the first word that came to mind, , not with my mother sat next to me. Its a shame they didn,t call their car ALOCB, then it could mean "a load of cheating buggers", or RTTOOPWDGOW, regularly throw teddy out of pram when dont get own way. So what does it stand for ?????????????????. Then we moved on to LAMBORGHINI, we had great fun with this one, lusious, animal, mean bugger on road, gorgeous hore, (daughters spelling not mine), instant narcotic ixperience (I know its not spealt like that but I couldn,t think of anything else) . Any other ideas ??????????????????????????????
  5. I still think its a woman. Voice and walk just a ploy to throw you off the scent LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Maybe she,s a bit flat chested
  7. Why are you all assuming the stig is a bloke, its possible its a woman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
  8. I know I,m going to regret asking this, but what is BDSM ??????????????????????.
  9. Close, may have used another word instaed of flipping lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. I dont about fitted noisy gaskets, but she nearly blew a gasket the other day when I may have accidently filled her cake tin with gearbox oil , I didnt know it was a cake tin, honest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. I,m thinking of starting my own group "ITMOFNG" I,ll leave you to work out what it means LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. But penquins cant fly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
  13. Me thinks you,re having way too much fun out there dodgy , its time to come home now , you were missed at donny
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