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lisalotus

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  1. Hi Guys Sorry its been so long since I,ve been on here. Been really busy setting up stud farm. The livery yard at staffs went tits up, so I,ve decided to make a go of it here. Since I last saw alot of you I only had 1 horse, pegaso an andalusian stallion that bit bibs LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I,ve now got 7 horses, three of which are stallions. My latest is a black andalusian stallion named Cupido, he,s gorgeous. So you can see why I dont get much time nowadays, its become a full time job, day and night. Any way looking forward to seeing you all on sunday, what time are you hoping to get to barmouth ?????????, if I come and meet you there, you can follow me back home, I know where all brunstroms arsehole minions lurk, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to well unfortunatly. Theres a couple of accident black spots where the road cambers are all wrong, average of 4 deaths a year at one corner alone. Me and jody call it murder death kill corner. The best place to park at Barmouth is on the sea front carpark. See you Sunday x
  2. Hi all Just to let you all know that Glyn had an accident yesterday and pretty much wrote his car off. The good news is he,s ok, he,s pretty pissed off as you can imagine, having spent a year putting it on the road, he had just mot,d it and this went and happened. He,s pretty sure insurers will write it off. Any way personally I,m just glad he,s ok, the car can be replaced, mended etc.
  3. Dodgy I thought you were coming back end of april ????????????????????????
  4. Whilst driving along the other day, my 76 yr old mother asked me if LOTUS means "loads of trouble usually serious" what does ferrari stand for. Hhhhmmmmm thinks I, I couldn,t use the first word that came to mind, , not with my mother sat next to me. Its a shame they didn,t call their car ALOCB, then it could mean "a load of cheating buggers", or RTTOOPWDGOW, regularly throw teddy out of pram when dont get own way. So what does it stand for ?????????????????. Then we moved on to LAMBORGHINI, we had great fun with this one, lusious, animal, mean bugger on road, gorgeous hore, (daughters spelling not mine), instant narcotic ixperience (I know its not spealt like that but I couldn,t think of anything else) . Any other ideas ??????????????????????????????
  5. I still think its a woman. Voice and walk just a ploy to throw you off the scent LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Maybe she,s a bit flat chested
  7. Why are you all assuming the stig is a bloke, its possible its a woman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
  8. I know I,m going to regret asking this, but what is BDSM ??????????????????????.
  9. Close, may have used another word instaed of flipping lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. I dont about fitted noisy gaskets, but she nearly blew a gasket the other day when I may have accidently filled her cake tin with gearbox oil , I didnt know it was a cake tin, honest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. I,m thinking of starting my own group "ITMOFNG" I,ll leave you to work out what it means LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. But penquins cant fly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
  13. Me thinks you,re having way too much fun out there dodgy , its time to come home now , you were missed at donny
  14. Me and jody had a great time , great to see every one again . Nearly ended in tears on way home though, belted it along motorway, lovely and sunny, hardly any cars on road , then gets into bloody wales , slowed right down as it started raining ( well theres a surprise, not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), just going round horrible sharp bend, when some tosser coming the other way, too fast, lost it, skidded sideway into me, just clipped the wing mirror, and put a scatch down side off car , which I,m hoping will t.cut out, could have been alot worse. He didn,t even stop, a couple of guys in the car behind me stopped to make sure we were alright. They drive like idiots round here, it isn,t any wonder that theres around 1-2 deaths per week around here. Hopefully be out of here soon, back to civilization , cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Hi Karen I live in wales, just outside dolgellau, where are you ??????????????,
  16. Didn,t have a very comfortable night, shoulder is really sore this morning . Never mind, the sun is shining (which makes a change), and I,ve got to get car clean ready for trip to donny . I,ll try really hard not to have an accident . I suppose I could trip over hosepipe and knock myself out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, nah, I dont fancy that, or perhaps I could fall head first into the bucket of shampoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, nah dont fancy that either, perhaps I could sponge myself to death, oooooooooooooooooooh, now theres an idea, I might even get to like it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL. Can you tell that I,m dosed up to the eyeballs with painkillers, "there coming to take me away ha ha, there coming to take me away", god now I really am going round the bend .
  17. Happy Birthday Laura. Bon Voyage en France !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. See you at donny
  18. The mot is due on my car soon, so teusday I decided to change the exhaust from its decat pipe back to its cat. easy peasy I hear you say. I did the top bolts first that bolt the pipe on to the turbo. First nut and bolt loosened up fine, followed by the second, third one not quite so easy as it had welded its self on, and I ended up snapping the bolt in two , and taking a huge chunk out of my hand. Now for the three that bolt on to the back box. I have to get under car for this, again first bolt, no problem, second bolt fine, then theres that ridicously placed nut thats almost impossible to reach. I finally manage to get socket on it, with spanner holding the nut, whilst I undid bolt, trouble was it was really tight, so I,m pulling on the bloody thing with all my strength and the socket flew off and hit me in the eye, so now I have a black eye to go with my gashed hand. Undeterred I got up this morning and decided before the long drive to donny, I really must change the oil in the gear box. It looked so simple on the maintenance section of esprit world. Just undo square nut it said, it didn,t mention dislocating your shoulder in the process. Dont laugh its not funny, the bloody thing wouldn,t come undone, and I didn,t have the right socket, so I ended up banging on the square end of socket on the square nut, and then ramming rachet on the other end of socket, so I could get some leveridge on it. It still would not loosen, so Picked up large lump hammer, went to hit it, and I guess with my arm being at a funny angle and the weight of large heavy hammer, when I went to hit it, my shoulder just went bang. Luckily it went back in as easy as it came out, unlike the sodding square nut . I did eventually manage to undo the bloody thing and proceeded to change oil without further mishap. So I,ve got a black eye, my arms in a sling, and I,ve got a hole where my knuckle used to be But I,m still smiling because I,m coming to donny at the weekend and Im really looking forward to seeing every one
  19. I used to sell stuff on ebay, but dont sell so much now. Got ripped off by paypal, now I only except cheques. Basically what happened, this guy bought a dog bed off me, and paid via paypal, so I sends him the bed, recorded delivery, all seemed ok, no neg feedback. A month passes by and I get an email off paypal saying they had frozen my account pending investigation. They asked for proof of posting dog bed, so I sent them tracking number, they then took
  20. lisalotus

    My Daddy

    I was feeling quite sorry for myself this morning, but when I read your post it kind of put things into perspective. It must be a great comfort to you, to know that so many people are thiking of you. I wish you and your family well.
  21. I was in the green grocers the other day, and the lady behind the counter was giving advise to a customer who couldn,t make her mind whether to keep her horse or dump her fella, who presumambly had been moaning about said horse. Green grocers advise was "just remember this, Shit only comes out of one end of a horse". Well it made me laugh . This really did happen, green grocer lady usually very polite and serious. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  22. Hi Laura I,m not sure what way I went home, probably lost, usually am , sorry I missed you, hopefully catch up at Donny. Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo, soon to be spotted every where, well any where but bloody Wales
  23. Okay guys heres an update on finding somewhere to live for me, my daughter, 7 dogs, and 2 mad horses, loadsa chickens etc etc etc. The place in Acton staffs that I went to see today was, well how can I put this WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I,m going to make an offer tommorrow and hopefully I,m getting out of Wales, at last. "I,m coming home, so you better get this party started". Bacon butties are on me guys, hopfully be in, in around 6 to 8 weeks, just got to sort out the legal bollocks that goes with a leasehold. I just hope nothing goes wrong, cos this place is perfect, really nice location, surrounded by woods, yet near to decent roads, m6, only 5 mins away, brilliant facilities, good income, loads of room for esprit barbecues, what more could a girl ask for. I think posting on here the other day, and having you guys wish me luck must have worked . Much happier lisalotus will see you all at Donny. Thanks again guys for all your support and help.
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