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The day I became sad.........


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.............when SWMBO decided that a pair of my favourite shorts were now 'garden' shorts.

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Nope. Not the case. I like to think I was at the head of the queue when they were giving those body parts out. The person behind the counter, just didn't like me.

I don't think there is anything wrong with the shorts.

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Thanks for the empathy. (sigh)

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Did someone mention shorts? 😎

Remember - Long trousers are for wimps.

 

Im guessing you get similar problems in Aus 😁

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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There goes my lunch!

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Wasn't worth keeping hold of anyway, from what I've been hearing.

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14 hours ago, Kimbers said:

There goes my lunch!

It was probably only fish anyway - Get a proper Steak down ya neck! 

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Fish Pie actually :P 

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It's a good healthy hearty eat..............and the food ain't bad either!

 

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They were good shorts................ 

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Fortunately the Ayatollah acknowledges the sanctity of mine.

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8 hours ago, Sparky said:

I think we need a photo.

I shall organise something for you Mr. Sparkly. (I got that right didn't I?)

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All that glitters is not gold.

Anyhoo, I don't need you in them.  Well, ah, that's not to say I want you out of them.  I'll stop now.

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That was a hole well dug. :hrhr: 

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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No photo yet, Michael?

Any questions or issues with using a camera, feel free to ask one of us members.  We're here to help. :) 

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