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TLF Christmas Meal 2019 - Duke of Wellington, Ryarsh, 14th Dec


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This is gonna get messy.  You not bringing da missus?  I'm so very eager to meat her.

Sorry, autocorrect.

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  2. Bibs
  3. Rachel
  4. Cliff 
  5. Sparky
  6. Madame Sparky
  7. ChrisJ
  8. DanE
  9. Kim.com
  10. Martyn
  11. Dave Ex
  12. Ann Ex (Venison well done please)
  13. Mr internets
  14. Mrs internets
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  18. Mark T
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3 hours ago, Sparky said:

This is gonna get messy.  You not bringing da missus?  I'm so very eager to meat her.

Sorry, autocorrect.

Absolutely her idea of hell so no, you will have to wait until my birthday it’s only 10 weeks 

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Tracy's too.  But I just put my foot down.  With her permission of course.

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Me come too! Wendy say go. Eat food drink beer, take off pants.

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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

He's a total pussy.

I totally agree!

Although by then Brexit will likely have happened. Will I need a Visa given Kent is in France?

I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

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You'll need a phrasebook, unless you can talk fluent bollocks.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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My only points of discussion are rear seats in an Evora 😂. Which is more important than lightness, steering, and suspension, followed by cup holders and why they are more important than engine noise. 

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@Sparky I do believe my ability to talk and spout bollocks is fully proven on here!

As for rear seats and cupholders, you talk more shite than comrade Corbyn @Dan E  🤪😜🤪😜

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I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

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Has experience taught you nothing?  Only 2 people can get me drunk:  anyone from NYC, and Bibs.

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19 hours ago, Sparky said:

Has experience taught you nothing?  Only 2 people can get me drunk:  anyone from NYC, and Bibs.

Challenge accepted!

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I came into this world screaming and covered in someone elses blood. I'll probably leave it in the same way. 

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20 hours ago, Sparky said:

Has experience taught you nothing?  Only 2 people can get me drunk:  anyone from NYC, and Bibs.

I seem to remember an afternoon with @JNW3 that may add to your list 

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Surprised you remember anything about that.  I still have the traffic cone you nicked.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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And you were gone by 3pm. Sparky and I didn't get kicked out of the pub 'til gone 3am the next day :lol:

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15 minutes ago, Dan E said:

Different afternoon

You think.... Or you know? 🥴

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  2. Bibs
  3. Rachel
  4. Cliff 
  5. Sparky
  6. Madame Sparky
  7. ChrisJ
  8. DanE
  9. Kim.com
  10. Martyn
  11. Dave Ex
  12. Ann Ex (Venison well done please)
  13. Mr internets
  14. Mrs internets
  15. C8RKH
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  17. Andrew C
  18. Mark T
  19. SJ 
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On 22/10/2019 at 10:21, Bibs said:

has thin walls if you want to headbutt them after some rum/scotch/beer.

How about Whiskey and Gin?

/Kim 

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