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Dan E's Dry Sump C Service & Stuff


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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

Finally, it's over.  Tyres fitted yesterday, MoT passed this morning.  Dan picking up tomorrow!  I'll shed a tear when the old girl departs.

@Dan E what time are Group 4 arriving with the cash?

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So pissed that I no longer care.

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Only 6 pages, I am disappointed :lol:

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I could have stretched the fan fit to 27 pages, but significantly less is more, wouldn't you agree? 🙂

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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

I could have stretched the fan fit to 27 pages, but significantly less is more, wouldn't you agree? 🙂

Indeed, although some haven’t learnt that particular skill yet.

Anyway, what all this handing out Watford Exotics Group merchandise? Those gin mugs are like gold dust, you can’t simply hand them out to any old Dan, Dick or Harry!

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And remember, there's no charge for the abuse!

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56 minutes ago, Chillidoggy said:

Anyway, what all this handing out Watford Exotics Group merchandise? Those gin mugs are like gold dust, you can’t simply hand them out to any old Dan, Dick or Harry!

I should point out that this fine chinaware hails from the Exotics Pottery Division in Margate and is reserved for the underprivileged.

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Excellent, two things though it never ceases to amaze me how bald I now am and it looks like someone has installed a large carrot in my forearm. Is that in the C service schedule? 

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That's OK, I fitted fake bits.

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So picked it on Thursday, it is running perfectly, I actually haven’t driven any other car/van since. So Sparkles has done a fantastic job. It been everywhere including Tesco’s. My office over looks the car park and there have been many selfies with it 🤩

BUT the leather squeaking on the drivers side seat against the centre cubby hole I think, it is driving me to distraction. Have ordered some more Hide feed to see if that will sort it out this weekend, if anyone can think of a decent reason this is Sparkles fault I’m all ears 

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19 minutes ago, Dan E said:

So picked it on Thursday, it is running perfectly, I actually haven’t driven any other car/van since. So Sparkles has done a fantastic job. It been everywhere including Tesco’s. My office over looks the car park and there have been many selfies with it 🤩

BUT the leather squeaking on the drivers side seat against the centre cubby hole I think, it is driving me to distraction. Have ordered some more Hide feed to see if that will sort it out this weekend, if anyone can think of a decent reason this is Sparkles fault I’m all ears 


Just so you know, the Watford Exotics refund policy is identical to that of RyanAir.

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The Watford Exotics Warranty expired as soon as Dan arrived home.  The Lotus position was adopted extensively in order to rectify the clutch issue.  All will be fine as long as you don't use Luminol.

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1 hour ago, Dan E said:

if anyone can think of a decent reason this is Sparkles fault I’m all ears 

Its not his fault that he wants you to bring it back...anything to generate more cash flow! 😬

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On 28/07/2020 at 18:12, Dan E said:

BUT the leather squeaking on the drivers side seat against the centre cubby hole

Did you let Sparky sit in it? I bet his lock-down girth has pressed the seat sides out a little? 🙂

It's getting there......

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