Gold FFM Dan E 1,558 Posted July 30, 2020 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 I am going to owe you a bottle of fine wine aren’t I Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM C8RKH 6,265 Posted July 30, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 Nah - hopefully we can share a few bottles at a TLF christmas "do"! Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM Colin P 646 Posted July 30, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 And pray tell @C8RKH how long did it take you to craft that masterpiece. Quote A Lotus is for driving, pork is for breakfast. Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM C8RKH 6,265 Posted July 30, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 About 6 - 8 minutes if I'm being totally honest! I had a huge amount of work to get through today and was on conference calls from 0700. Hence the delay. 1 Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
Barrykearley 6,867 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 The great NHS gender reassignment service Quote Only here once Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM C8RKH 6,265 Posted July 31, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Barrykearley said: The great NHS gender reassignment service Sein oder nicht sein, das ist die Frage. 1 Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,089 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Our coffee table that he has never seen. Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Barrykearley 6,867 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 The cause and effect on ones nether regions after a questionable hot Indian takeaway Quote Only here once Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJ 1,475 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,089 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 The airspeed of a laden swallow. Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,838 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Given the probabilistic behaviour of all atoms and particles, can free will really exist? For example, did you choose to buy your Lotus, or was it a predetermined outcome? Discuss. Marks will be awarded for correct spelling and grammar. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,089 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Who gives a fat rats. We’ve all got one or many. Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM Popular Post C8RKH 6,265 Posted July 31, 2020 Gold FFM Popular Post Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 I was thinking of paying @ramjet a visit, Aussie style (i.e. turn up at the door unannounced, proclaiming I'm his long lost relative who has travelled half way around the world so expecting free bed, board, lodgings and beer for 6 months) as I believe he has a coffee table that I have never seen. However, on my way to Heathrow for the plane to Victoria I got waylaid in Worcestershire when inspecting one of @Barrykearley's chicken sheds. Whilst we were looking at the sheds we were wondering which of the chickens would find their way into a hot Indian takeaway! @barrykearley mentioned that he had a chicken phaal the previous night and his testicles were still burning from the splashback after his earlier visit to the bathroom this morning. We both agreed this was a very unpleasant experience but a highly likely outcome from the previous nights decision. Especially as 17 pints of cider and a bottle of rum were also involved. Whilst we were chatting @ChrisJ turned up. As his Esprit was running perfectly he wanted @Barrykearleyto fettle it and get it back to its previous level of unpredictable running. The service was completed quickly and significantly cheaper than those shysters over at Watford Exotics. Whilst we were listening to @ChrisJ's now lumpy idle and random backfire we noticed a pair of swallows were building a nest under the shed roof. @ChrisJ remarked how the velocity of the swallows leaving the nest unladen was definitely faster than when they were returning laden with fresh mud to build up the nest sides. We all agreed this was a strong observation and one that we should have expected. @Sparky then called @Barrykearley as he needed to learn how to handle a disgruntled customer. Apparently a black and gold Esprit he had worked on recently was just proving to be too reliable and the owner was in a bit of a huff over the fact that his work had effectively ruined the ownership experience for him and he wanted the car reinstated, for free, to it's previously dilapidated state. You've gotta ask if some people should be allowed to have an Esprit! As the excellent customer management advice was given our conversation turned to the probabilistic behaviour of customers and how the outcome of the previous call was obviously based on the random chance that @Sparky had actually made the car better and not worse. We agreed that this was the result of a probabilistic outcome, as it could not be predetermined that the work would result in a better car and so therefore the result was heavily influenced by chance. We weren't able to have a conversation about free will, as we all agreed that we signed away our rights to "free will" when we got married many years ago. Marriage teaches you that NOTHING is ever free and your will doesn't matter until you die, and even then, your wife has dictated the contents. 5 Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,089 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Really? That’s the best you’ve got? Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM C8RKH 6,265 Posted July 31, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 I arrive on Tuesday and would prefer a double bed and a couple of Sheila's from the local bar. Your wife can serve me breakfast between 0800 and 0815 and when you leave for work make sure you leave the keys to your Esprit on that coffee table, along with a hundred bucks for fuel and lunch. G'day mate and don't even think about whinging about the arrangement. Nothing worse than a whinging....... esprit owner. 1 Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,089 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 You can’t. We’re in a total lockdown Sunday midnight. What a bummer huh? 1 Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,838 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 I put a Schrodinger big-block V8 into @Dan E's mota, and closed the deck. Turned the key, nuffin. Opened up the deck, all was good. Any ideas? 2 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,089 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Batt flattery? Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,838 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Yeah, that'll get you nowhere. 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
MadMick 50 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just browsing and thinking to myself that @C8RKH appears everywhere! Low and behold I found this thread that had not crossed my path before What I want to know is why I miss things? (and no I am not blind, just Evora-less). M. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,794 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 His old Evora which now resides with me! I WIN!!! 1 Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
MadMick 50 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Unless I am mistaken (which is always possible) I do not believe my Evora is with you? ... and, therefore, you do not WIN!! I am still looking to make the top spot. especially as no-one has come up with an answer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,794 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 No Numpty I own @C8RKH's Evora. He loved that so much he just can't have a negative opinion about it! Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
Barrykearley 6,867 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 He always said, albeit in private and completely confidentially of course, that he wished it had an extra couple of seats @Kimbers. I doubt he will confirm this sadly. 1 Quote Only here once Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,794 Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 I too could do with rear seats. They would never be used but my CD's slide around in there something rotten with no seats. 1 Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
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