Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 A heinous act of vandalism has been committed. Initial investigations have uncovered a web of corruption, and a particular person of interest. If said criminal comes clean and apologises publicly, the matter will be considered closed. Otherwise another horse's head will be delivered, followed by an elite hit team. In Norfolk, No one can hear you scream. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
Bibs 11,167 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to post Share on other sites
Bazza 907 1,063 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 An Elite is going to be hit? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,794 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 WHAAAAAAA? Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 19 minutes ago, Bazza 907 said: An Elite is going to be hit? OK - an Evora hit team. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
Chillidoggy 4,343 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Don’t tell us - Kimbers has washed his Evora. Quote Margate Exotics. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I believe that'd make him red-handed. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,794 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Well sink me Sir! It took you your merry time to find my jolly jape! I shall meet you at dawn sir! Toodle Pip and tally ho! For those who don't know what the bloody hell Gazza is talking about I may have adjusted his Signature on his posts a little bit about 2 weeks ago as a jape. He didn't notice and I forgot! But now I am giggling afresh. 2 Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I shall have the last laugh though, as I visited last night and keyed your Evora. Surprised you haven't noticed yet. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,794 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, Sparky said: I shall have the last laugh though, as I visited last night and keyed your Evora. Surprised you haven't noticed yet. Bit difficult as it's locked away in an airconditioned storage warehouse with 24hr security Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 A couple of lessons to take away from recent events... 1. Power in the hands of LESS THAN SCRUPULOUS people is a dangerous thing. 2. Everyone has a price (even Steve on nights at your air conditioned storage warehouse). Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
Bazza 907 1,063 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Only problem is that Steve wants payment in kind.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chillidoggy 4,343 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 That won’t be a problem. Quote Margate Exotics. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 As you can see, I have a man in Margate for that kind of thing. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM C8RKH 6,256 Posted November 27, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Is payment in kind the same as a friend with benefits? I had lots of friends on benefits when younger, few with benefits... 1 hour ago, Kimbers said: Well sink me Sir! It took you your merry time to find my jolly jape! I shall meet you at dawn sir! Toodle Pip and tally ho! For those who don't know what the bloody hell Gazza is talking about I may have adjusted his Signature on his posts a little bit about 2 weeks ago as a jape. He didn't notice and I forgot! But now I am giggling afresh. Stop taking credit for others work, you're not a politician. It's time to tell him the truth, it's not your fault he was so shit faced on gin he didn't remember changing HIS OWN signature. You're too kind sometimes @Kimbers 1 Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,794 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 48 minutes ago, C8RKH said: Stop taking credit for others work, you're not a politician. It's time to tell him the truth, it's not your fault he was so shit faced on gin he didn't remember changing HIS OWN signature. You're too kind sometimes @Kimbers You shouldn't confuse older people mate, especially those who have alcohol induced dementia. Just agree with him and nod thoughtfully. We can get him put down later. 1 1 Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM C8RKH 6,256 Posted November 27, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Kimbers said: You shouldn't confuse older people mate, especially those who have alcohol induced dementia. Just agree with him and nod thoughtfully. We can get him put down later. Yes. Flying is certainly much safer these days and COVID has nothing to do with it! Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
Chillidoggy 4,343 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 26 minutes ago, C8RKH said: Yes. Flying is certainly much safer these days and COVID has nothing to do with it! The BA trolley service has definitely taken a dive, though. Quote Margate Exotics. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 During the war, my mincing was legendary. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
pete 1,805 Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Quote hindsight: the science that is never wrong Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM C8RKH 6,256 Posted November 27, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Chillidoggy said: The BA trolley service has definitely taken a dive, though. Yeah, but at least these days it's actually got some gin left on it, as opposed to it being in...... Quote Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate. Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies! The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts! Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM Dan E 1,556 Posted November 27, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 To be honest we should close this thread at 7pm until 10am as the plantiff, will be stumbling around his kitchen pouring gin on the floor and trying cook scotch eggs with a 18mm spanner and a used 1983 cambelt 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 7PM? Amateur. Hic 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
Gold FFM Dan E 1,556 Posted November 27, 2020 Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I still wonder if I was sound of mind when I let you be in charge of my drinking. Btw Kimber’s is so guilty. I know a few Souff Lundon boys who can do some damage for you. Just let me know how much water boarding you need. Can sort testicle electric shocks but need to go to Dartford for that and they’re in tier 3, so maybe Jan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky 2,834 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Who's Jan? Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to post Share on other sites
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