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2 minutes ago, tom kilner said:

Housewives and househusbands, kids, the elderly and the retired, idlers, the infirm, the insane, others??

A lot of elderley work these days, but quite a significant number of people are just scrounging lazy bastards, some of whom have never worked a day in their lives.

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Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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This week, I can honestly say I've bought more toilet rolls than I've had hot dinners.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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On a more sober note, I have been reading a few articles that describe Covid 19 and those who get a serious infection are likely to get Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome (ARDS). 40% of people who get this are likely to die. Those who don't die could take up to 15 years to recover from it. It has been described as drowning in your own blood. Not nice.

It is a serious situation but still remaining chipper.

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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

This week, I can honestly say I've bought more toilet rolls than I've had hot dinners.

So it’s you whose been buying the used ones 🤪🤪

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No, he's just been told that he's cooking. He's only bought 1 toilet roll! :lol:

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18 hours ago, pete said:

Fake news

Not really.

The Queen has definitely gone to Windsor and the closing of many establishments as I suggested has now happened. Not quite reached the levels of France / Spain / Italy but if we don't behave that will happen next.

Donald (not)

 

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2 hours ago, mg4lotus said:

On a more sober note, I have been reading a few articles that describe Covid 19 and those who get a serious infection are likely to get Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome (ARDS). 40% of people who get this are likely to die. Those who don't die could take up to 15 years to recover from it. It has been described as drowning in your own blood. Not nice.

It is a serious situation but still remaining chipper.

Same here. Will getting ARDS make me a better driver?

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41 minutes ago, tim_marra said:

Same here. Will getting ARDS make me a better driver?

Yes, I'm sure it will. Should be some good availability right now too and maybe a few bob in discounts... Every little helps...

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Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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55 minutes ago, tim_marra said:

Will getting ARDS make me a better driver?

Well there's a 40% chance you'll never cause another road traffic accident again👍

Also just like there will be reduced fatalities due to improving air quality,  there must already be a substantial reduction in road fatalities

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2 minutes ago, tom kilner said:

Well there's a 40% chance you'll never cause another road traffic accident again👍

Also just like there will be reduced fatalities due to improving air quality,  there will be a substantial reduction in road fatalities

 

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1 hour ago, gregs24 said:

Not really.

The Queen has definitely gone to Windsor and the closing of many establishments as I suggested has now happened. Not quite reached the levels of France / Spain / Italy but if we don't behave that will happen next.

Donald (not)

 

The queen always goes to Windsor at this time of the year. We all know that eventually we will be in lock down but your post said it was imminent which it wasn't so fake news and unnecessary scaremongering

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hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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With an exponential increase, the sooner the lock-down the better. I honestly don't understand why the governments delay it. Of course it's not that good for the economy, but waiting will make only make it worse unfortunately ... (unless a cure is discovered soon obviously)

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FFS, do McDonnell & Corbyn never give up on their relentless criticism of everything a Tory Govt does?

Sky news
“Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell  criticised the new job retention scheme, saying it needed to "go a lot farther and a lot faster."
He said the government "has shifted under the pressure we [Labour] put on him" but raised concerns that the plans to pay 80% of workers' wages where needed represented "quite a significant wage cut" and warned of "weeks" of delays.”

And this is the type of MP Labour have now!

https://news.sky.com/story/i-should-have-smashed-your-face-open-with-a-bat-labour-mp-kate-osamor-told-journalist-in-front-of-police-11960427

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