Kimbers Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Ok...please don't laugh cause I is injured but I suppose I can see the funny side...... I had just parked up my bike and walked into the garage to put my helmet away when I trod on one of my sons water guns and it went out from under my feet. As I landed I tried to grab the door, breaking my little finger on bending it back to the knuckle (at least thats what my wife said the swelling and fact it's gone black means). As I bounced off the door I distinctly remember thinking "This is really gonna hurt now" as I landed, back first, on my sons bikes. I lay there for a minute swearing and crying in equal measure and finally picked myself up and went inside to see my personal nurse. On walking into the bedroom I dropped my trousers to see the damamge and stood on the upturned plug from the DVD player and sat heavily onto the bed, swearing again. My wife promptly popped up with "don't sit on the hair straighteners, they're on!" At which time I was just beggining to wonder who was cooking pork......and added a burnt arse to the long list of injuries: Broken pinkie, Sore spine, huge Bruise already on my thigh, bruised sole of my foot, burnt buttock and finally a very stiff elbow. So now I want some simpathy....not or or and definately not Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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