Gold FFM Sparky Posted September 22, 2021 Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Evil bastard. 1 3 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowrx Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Unauthorized Lotus position under carbs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Dan E Posted September 22, 2021 Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 I think trying to repair Esprits whilst having Ebola is mentioned in Service Note 33:11:2 and it is not recommended 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted September 22, 2021 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, snowrx said: Unauthorized Lotus position under carbs ? Smartass. 10 minutes ago, Dan E said: I think trying to repair Esprits whilst having Ebola is mentioned in Service Note 33:11:2 and it is not recommended Typical manager. 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Glovebox rash. Nasty. Use that cream you've already got in the bathroom, it'll sooth and promote healing. 1 Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted September 22, 2021 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 I'd like to know what remedies @JNW3 favours... Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JNW3 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 I strongly advise you watch this instructional video I have made for just such an emergency IMG_9236.MOV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted September 22, 2021 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Broken link. Do I have to send money somewhere first? Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JNW3 Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 Can’t delete it and it won’t download which explains why I’m still an apprentice clearly 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted September 23, 2021 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 I fear this may lead to your demotion from rank of Explorer. 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Bling Posted September 23, 2021 Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Wow, hopefully not too painful Quote Long time Lotus admirer, recent owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted September 23, 2021 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 They caught me in a pincer movement today, much like velociraptors. I barely escaped with my life. 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramjet Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 But for the different reg plates and that we can see the rear of the RHS car, I thought that maybe you had cut one car in half. I don't know what job you would want to do that for though? Some sort of work on the firewall? Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. For forum issues, please contact one of us Moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted September 24, 2021 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 If I told you, I'd be putting your life in danger. 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Popular Post Sparky Posted September 24, 2021 Author Gold FFM Popular Post Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 I've brought in a far more sensible Lotus to keep the naughty Esprits apart. 3 2 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeterjeep Posted September 24, 2021 Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Excels great cars, not sure I like the gold wheels though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Mysterae Posted September 24, 2021 Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Ah the joys. I remember the iron filings in my eyes from replacing the exhaust manifold in-situ, the bruised chest from replacing the timing belt / water pump and the burnt legs from wearing shorts whilst lying under the car in 30c sun. Who knew tears and shouting F's & C's were such just great lubricators. 1 Quote Signature not working... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Bling Posted September 24, 2021 Gold FFM Report Share Posted September 24, 2021 Is that what you get when you cross a GT3 with a G-Turbo=an Excel ? Quote Long time Lotus admirer, recent owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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