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15 minutes ago, snowrx said:

Unauthorized Lotus position under carbs ?

Smartass.

10 minutes ago, Dan E said:

I think trying to repair Esprits whilst having Ebola is mentioned in Service Note 33:11:2 and it is not recommended 

Typical manager.

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Glovebox rash. Nasty. Use that cream you've already got in the bathroom, it'll sooth and promote healing. 

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I strongly advise you watch this instructional video I have made for just such an emergency 

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Broken link.  Do I have to send money somewhere first?

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Can’t delete it and it won’t download which explains why I’m still an apprentice clearly 😂

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I fear this may lead to your demotion from rank of Explorer.

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They caught me in a pincer movement today, much like velociraptors.  I barely escaped with my life.

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But for the different reg plates and that we can see the rear of the RHS car, I thought that maybe you had cut one car in half.

 I don't know what job you would want to do that for though? Some sort of work on the firewall?

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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If I told you, I'd be putting your life in danger.

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Ah the joys. I remember the iron filings in my eyes from replacing the exhaust manifold in-situ, the bruised chest from replacing the timing belt / water pump and the burnt legs from wearing shorts whilst lying under the car in 30c sun. Who knew tears and shouting F's & C's were such just great lubricators.

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