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14 minutes ago, Rambo said:

I've never had a threesome, let alone a foursome. And these days, even a twosome only happens on special days🤥

Next stage will be a onesome 😅

But then you'll feel young again. 😁

I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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2 hours ago, Escape said:

But then you'll feel young again. 😁

I'll never feel young again, and I can't even remember when I felt young. 

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He or she. I was REALLY drunk. Bugger. I typed that out aloud, didn't I?

12 minutes ago, RobinB5 said:

Sheeps though is another thing?

Nope. That's the Kiwis. Not I. 😇

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Can I just clarify: you were drunk when you posted, or when you shagged the gay goat?

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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2 hours ago, Sparky said:

Can I just clarify: you were drunk when you posted, or when you shagged the gay goat?

Probably both 😯 He'd have been sober of it were a female goat 🐐

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To be honest, she was much more attractive.🐐

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