Chillidoggy Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 This nonsense about retirement is all well and good, but if you want your Esprit attended to, you’ll only have to wait until cold turkey gets a hold of him. He was genetically-engineered to spend half his life horizontal, and this bullshit eye operation malarkey is actually to fit a motorised macro lens in one eye-socket. 2 Quote Margate Exotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdw Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 I had 2 cataracts done a year ago at 54 yo. The difference was amazing. You wont regret it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post andydclements Posted August 12, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 I think he's covering up either an attempt to appease neighbours who've had enough of various Lotus cars being there, OR, he secretly wants to spend a lot more time with his Mother In Law. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevsked Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 Hadn’t crossed my mind about his Mother-in-Law, I think he’s been rumbled. T. 1 Quote I'll get around to it at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Dan E Posted August 12, 2022 Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 He was speaking very highly of said MIL when we was in the pub last Saturday so I think that could be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Popular Post Sparky Posted August 12, 2022 Author Gold FFM Popular Post Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 Speaking very highly? I said I'd like to send her into orbit. 4 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paul Coleman Posted August 12, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 Mother in Law is an anagram for Hitler Woman... coincidence? I think not! 😁 9 Quote Lotus Esprit [meaning] a 1:1 scale Airfix kit with a propensity to catch fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted August 12, 2022 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 Paul, you just made my day. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Popular Post Sparky Posted August 16, 2022 Author Gold FFM Popular Post Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Yesterday I finished my last Lotus job for maybe 6 weeks! Feels very strange... 3 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillidoggy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 They say it’s like riding a bike….. Quote Margate Exotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exeterjeep Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 You will really enjoy the day time TV shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted August 17, 2022 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Not a chance. I've seen what that did to the mother-in-law. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillidoggy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 That was the rum. Quote Margate Exotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andydclements Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Sparky said: Not a chance. I've seen what that did to the mother-in-law. You'll be sitting there beside her, under the same tartan rug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillidoggy Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 58 minutes ago, andydclements said: You'll be sitting there beside her, under the same tartan rug. While she’s busy explaining all about her bodily functions. 1 Quote Margate Exotics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fsrowsell Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Get thoughs eye fixed mate! So, you will recognize me when I come over to visit you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted August 17, 2022 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Who said that? 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Coleman Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 I retired a year ago at 59 and I'm busier now than I have ever been. Some days it would be good to go back to work for a rest 1 1 Quote Lotus Esprit [meaning] a 1:1 scale Airfix kit with a propensity to catch fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted August 17, 2022 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Cataract surgery seems quite effective for lowering blood pressure... 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevsked Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 (edited) See you at the next Essex meet? T. Edited August 17, 2022 by Trevsked Quote I'll get around to it at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted August 17, 2022 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 No driving for 2 weeks! Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevsked Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Had them done already? T. Quote I'll get around to it at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Popular Post Sparky Posted August 17, 2022 Author Gold FFM Popular Post Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 Yeah, one done today. 4 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM skiing Posted August 18, 2022 Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 How many fingers am I holding up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted August 18, 2022 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted August 18, 2022 Twelve? 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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