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Watford Exotics: A Life?


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This nonsense about retirement is all well and good, but if you want your Esprit attended to, you’ll only have to wait until cold turkey gets a hold of him. He was genetically-engineered to spend half his life horizontal, and this bullshit eye operation malarkey is actually to fit a motorised macro lens in one eye-socket.

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Not a chance.  I've seen what that did to the mother-in-law.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Cataract surgery seems quite effective for lowering blood pressure...

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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