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I thought I would share with you a particular problem that occurred nearly 2 months ago. I thought, being Esprit owners as you are, I would be preaching to the choir, so didn't post here but on another board I frequent. I was formerly a BMW 850CSi owner, thus my affiliation there.

Here is the event that I posted some weeks ago :) :

The trouble with owning an Esprit ...

Stay well,

Paul

'01 Esprit - Intercooled, Chipped & Quaifed

'07 Hummer H3 - 315's & Adventure Pkg

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Evil_Dr_Fish Newbie

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"We both got off the same exit,"

Hmm BOTH?! :)

"but I wisely chose to bear left when they went right at the fork in the road - I really wasn't up to providing any more free care than I had already."

I promised Bibs I wouldn't make grauitous jokes like this any more but I'm sorry this is *obligatory*.....

FOOL!!!!

Unless you're married..... WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING MAN!!! :) :) :P

LMAO

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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"We both got off the same exit,"

Hmm BOTH?! :)

"but I wisely chose to bear left when they went right at the fork in the road - I really wasn't up to providing any more free care than I had already."

I promised Bibs I wouldn't make grauitous jokes like this any more but I'm sorry this is *obligatory*.....

FOOL!!!!

Unless you're married..... WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING MAN!!! :) :) :P

LMAO

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He was probably thinking...

A. Follow them and ask if he can feel them for any abnormalities.

B. Follow them and ask if they want to shift his gears for him *wink wink*

C. Follow them and the next day have his penis chopped off by his wife.

D. Turn left and enjoy his beautiful wife with his penis attatched and unmolested.

Bibs you made a smart choice by choosin D. congrats lad!

Me personaly I would of went with A and B!

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Errr... TWO posts later tyvm! :)

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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Listen, Dr. Paul was obviously not impressed with her cut-price botched up silicone tit job. :)

She probably wanted our mate to fix them up gratis :)

There is nothing worse than fixing someone elses cock-ups :)

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NEVER allow girls like that to Fork Off...

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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Forgive me, but i could not help getting fussed about a new member

joining and seeing a big red Homo, so i've altered it to Fool. If any big

red homo's feel this is censorship gone mad. PM me.

:)

By the way I like to spend unhealthy amounts of time in my shed... :)

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Err actually you'll find he's Proctologist! :)

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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Well having SAID what you've done I think you have just completely UNdone it :)

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I thought I would share with you a particular problem that occurred nearly 2 months ago. I thought, being Esprit owners as you are, I would be preaching to the choir, so didn't post here but on another board I frequent. I was formerly a BMW 850CSi owner, thus my affiliation there.

Here is the event that I posted some weeks ago :) :

The trouble with owning an Esprit ...

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A fork in the road, huh? Looks like you split the 5-way spoon.

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why is everyone on about the esprit being a chick magnet?  the only birds eyeing my car, are the ones that poop on the paintwork.

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Probably the hoarde of 19 & 20 year old girls who tried quite literally to hump my car when I parked up outside my favourite club! (and if it wasn't before it certainly is now! :) ) lol

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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He was probably thinking...

A. Follow them and ask if he can feel them for any abnormalities.

B. Follow them and ask if they want to shift his gears for him *wink wink*

C. Follow them and the next day have his penis chopped off by his wife.

D. Turn left and enjoy his beautiful wife with his penis attatched and unmolested.

Bibs you made a smart choice by choosin D.  congrats lad!

Me personaly I would of went with A and B!

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Yes, the correct answer was "D". I certainly did consider the alternative choices ...

Stay well,

Paul

'01 Esprit - Intercooled, Chipped & Quaifed

'07 Hummer H3 - 315's & Adventure Pkg

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If only they knew that you were really a gyneocologist!!!

Geoff.

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Never ...

Do you think it is the healthy, ravishing, clean and beautiful women who fill the gyn office ? Would you have any interest in seeing another one if you spent every day seeing them at their very worst ? :P

Nope, I'll stick to those I know personally and those I see in magazines, movies and websites, thank you very much ! :P

Stay well,

Paul

'01 Esprit - Intercooled, Chipped & Quaifed

'07 Hummer H3 - 315's & Adventure Pkg

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Err actually you'll find he's Proctologist! :P

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Aren't we all in one way or another :P

I do deal with an awful lot of a$$h-l-s on a daily basis.

Stay well,

Paul

'01 Esprit - Intercooled, Chipped & Quaifed

'07 Hummer H3 - 315's & Adventure Pkg

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why is everyone on about the esprit being a chick magnet?  the only birds eyeing my car, are the ones that poop on the paintwork.

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Exactly. It must be a cultural thing across the pond. My other car, other than the Audi, is .... an '81 Rabbit (VW Golf) diesel which is dented, has blotchy paint, has trim peeling off, and, quelle surprise, two women think it's really cute. The Esprit? Forget about it - I could get more attention on a Vespa.

-Dave

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Forgive me, but i could not help getting fussed about a new member

joining and seeing a big red Homo, so i've altered it to Fool. If any big

red homo's feel this is censorship gone mad. PM me.

:P

By the way I like to spend unhealthy amounts of time in my shed... :P

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Paul you will go down in history as the first moderator to moderate a moderator :P:(:P

By the way Red Homo in Canada is a type of milk! :(

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Exactly.  It must be a cultural thing across the pond.  My other car, other than the Audi, is ....  an '81 Rabbit (VW Golf) diesel which is dented, has blotchy paint, has trim peeling off, and, quelle surprise, two women think it's really cute.  The Esprit?  Forget about it - I could get more attention on a Vespa.

-Dave

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Im on this side of the pond and the ladies give my Esprit LOTS of attention :P

Your problem is yours is the wrong colour :P

They only like white ones :P:P

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