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Sorry if I offend anyone who drives one of these....serves you right, buy a Honda!!!

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Oh bollox. Now I have to sell the Bentley :lol:

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Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!!

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:lol: love it just cheered me up no end. Thanks

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I love the BMW ones, they are the car equivalent of that stuff Dr Jeykel drinks. As for "The untimate driving machine" they have obviously never driven a Lotus.

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Hate em, just friggin hate em.

Thanks TK that is class.

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I AM THAT LITTLE F*CKER ON THE SCOOTER!!!!

And I laugh in the face of those who scorn me a I sail pass and arrive home 35minutes before them!!!!

I also get P1SS wet through when it rains though so you get your rewengy through that!!!!

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The thing is they are all factually correct. The Skoda is STILL just a Skoda, The BMW ....Hi Bibs ( :lol: )....And the Porsche is just absolutely 100% true!!! :D

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nice one Alex

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The Skoda is STILL just a Skoda ( :D

You are correct its still just a Skoda but as some one who runs a Superb and a Fabia ( as well as a Lotus) the problem is apart from the badges, everything I look at on the car is covered in VW and Audi stamps!!

If you can cope with the SHAME :lol: of running a Skoda and are looking at a 2nd hand A6 you really could do a lot worse than look at a Superb ( just dont buy it new ).

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I bought a BMW as a shed about 18 months ago and beside a few problems it's fine, nice cheap motoring. I even indicate (sometimes)!

Love the Cayenne one, it's such a hideous car but badge snobs love them!

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Alex, pah, thats not even a proper Civic, it's an entry level 1.4 as it doesn't have the triangular exhausts. No wonder he hung himself when he realised that for a measily

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Erm, one of our old company cars was an X5 4.4 V8, sounded nice :)

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I officially bow out of this conversation on the grounds it could incriminate me! :)

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We just had a 320d traded in when the driver bought an Accord and when we called him to check everything is ok he stated "It's amazing! People actually let me out of junctions now!" :)

LOL

They only way they'd have found it harder to get out at junctions would have been to go to a Merc

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*whistles*

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:)

The Merc was a pool car to be fair but I did end up with it for about 6 months. In the end, as with most pool cars it had every panel resprayed, even the roof!

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