Kimbers Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 1. Take one CEO of Lotus to the shops and try and impress him. 2. Come off roundabout behind an Audi driver who doesn't know where he's going. 3. Hit dual Carriageway get frustrated and undertake. 4. driver infront of Audi see's you coming and blocks you on purpose...at 40mph. 5. Make a space and zip past him in the outside lane coming into the second roundabout. 6. After being wound up by both drivers hit the roundabout at 50mph and accelerate hard to dig the rear end in. 7. At 70mph lose the rear end on the direction change as you come off the roundabout. Nicely control the drift. 8. hit the "non slip" surface just the other side of the roundabout, feel the back dig in and do the equivelent of a motorbike Highside as the back end swings the opposite way with a sharpe 5g snap. 9. Saw the wheel frantically trying to regain control and stop 2mm away from the armco across both lanes. 10. Sheepishly drive off with said CEO of Lotus complaining that his back hurts and he needs a change of underwear, saying "I had it till that bloody non slip surface snapped it back" whilst secretly shaking and needing a change of underwear yourself. Just a supposed incident that could possibly happen................. Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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