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As I have been appointed your leader, I welcome applications to the Might AEG!

Now I am not going to let this position of power go to my head, but if you want to join its going to cost you.....................

$1,000,000.00

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As luck would have it I've several of these amongst my loose change...

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Permission to join, Sir? :shock:

Edit - Oh, and for anyone else who may be wondering how to go about joining simply click here and then select AEG > Join This Group

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Right, now then guys, as you appointed leader of the AEG i am going to have some fun with this!

MEMBERS NAME RANK REASON WHY

Simonf Group Leader Because i am the best man for the job!

OwenGT3 Right hand man/graphics director Because he has the technical ability i lack - and he is very dedicated to the mighty AEG and good at drawing MAPS!Tentenths Chief Moderator Because he has nothing better to do at work! and he has a nack of pointing out where the line is (usually just after i have crossed it)

Kimbers Charity Liason Director Because he has a warm and caring side (very well hidden granted!)

Andydclements Chief Mechanic He is the MAN when it comes to fixing my car - andy will be available to fix others cars but at an hourly rate!

Buddsy 1st Engineering Director He has the MOTHER of workshops and very kindly soughts out all my [email protected] ups!

Ralph 2nd Engineering Director He knows a lot about cambelts, other stuff too, but any man that can make a cambelt last 150k has a place in the AEG!!! (scrub this i prefer pimp!)

Tobi Accounts She is the only person that can count when it comes to splitting the bill!

Sell Fashon director He has the most amazing shirt collection

Ralph Pimp Anyone with a snakeskin interior in a lotus couldn't possibly be anything other

Nifty Chief Hoon director Because left to his own devices, owens routes would be down the A47 and back and i would rather be behind nifty anyday!!

Trevor (jettatjc) Honoury member Because he lives in the states but took his ale like a man when he was in town

Brendon Cambridge co-ordinator Because he doesn't make it past the border!

Chats AEG Cheif Security officer Because if you saw what toy (and what a toy!!) he operates in the Navy you wouldn't mess with the mighty AEG!

RichardS3 Part time member Because we haven't heard from him for ages and he is a nice guy - get in touch mate!

I have probably missed one or two, sorry if i have! No offence!

I would also grant the following roles to the following

Nifty chief Suffolk Recognasence officer - you must seek out the very best pubs for us to meet! I know you will do your duty with vigour and enthusiasm

Tentenths chief Cambridgeshire/essex recognasence office - if anyone could be more dedicated than nifty in sniffing out good pubs and testing their wares, its you!

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Ralph, sorry to hear you need to become schizophrenic, to accommodate Simon's two roles for you, he did the same to others, but pointed out those were second roles.

Andy

And I'll add, at this rate there will be Simon & Bibs, as we seem to be waiting for Simon to find the button to click to approve membership.

Maybe he's too busy putting his turbo back on.....

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Yep just put the turbo back on!

Approval button? There's a button? Why didn't anyone tell me there was a button? Owen where are you i need technical help!

I did PM Bibs but he hasn't got back to me about this! Where do i find this botton andy?


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Approval button? There's a button? Why didn't anyone tell me there was a button? Owen where are you i need technical help!

I did PM Bibs but he hasn't got back to me about this! Where do i find this botton andy?

:)Clicky :)

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James, Thanks for your help, i have approved your application! Now joking aside what is this ranking all about? Sounds a bit boy scouts to me! Do you want to be my Arkaila? Is there a point to it or is it just for fun?


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No idea matey. Normally I'd have a look and report back but I'm off to Silverstone (via Chelmsford & London) in five hours time so best I get some shut eye.

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No idea matey. Normally I'd have a look and report back but I'm off to Silverstone (via Chelmsford & London) in five hours time so best I get some shut eye.

Ahh, of to watch the qualifying - you lucky bar steward!

You staying all weekend or just for the qualifying?


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Erm....Simon, if you're the grand poobar of AEG hadn't you better have the banner in your signature like the rest of us?


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http://everyman-campaign.org/

 

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Feckinell ... why is it always me who has to do the pub search ? :blush:

You got a spare evening for ssome real ale in the next fortnight James ??

:clap::clap::beer::blush::band:


Keep off the straight and narrow

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Feckinell ... why is it always me who has to do the pub search ? :blush:

Don't give me that Nifty, you feckin LOVE IT!

I want to know whether the beer is cold enough, fizzy enough and cheap enough so that's at least three pints in each pub please!


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Right, now then guys, as you appointed leader of the AEG i am going to have some fun with this!

MEMBERS NAME RANK REASON WHY

Nifty Chief Hoon director Because left to his own devices, owens routes would be down the A47 and back and i would rather be behind nifty anyday!!

The route for the 13th hoon is generally Nifty's directions with a little contribution from me.

In this ranking order, do I get a big gun or little gun? Chats? And do I address you as Sir now Simon, or being Norfolk Surr? :blush:

Owen.

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Just call him "Git".


Possibly save your life. Check out this website.
http://everyman-campaign.org/

 

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Erm....Simon, if you're the grand poobar of AEG hadn't you better have the banner in your signature like the rest of us?

Love to! how do i do that then? Scrub that i have worked it out! Getting quite good on these compoota thingys!

Can anyone explain to me what is the purpose of ranking? Is it just for fun or does it have great sociologic importance? Can some one fill me in on its purpose? And hoe to do it!!

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I want to know whether the beer is cold enough, fizzy enough and cheap enough so that's at least three pints in each pub please!

Fizzy beer's for puffs !! :blush:

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Ahh, of to watch the qualifying - you lucky bar steward!

You staying all weekend or just for the qualifying?

Sadly, just the qualifying. A cracking but rather long day, having left home at 05:45 and got back at 02:30 (to be fair have been in the pub for the last 4 hours!).

... why is it always me who has to do the pub search ? :rant:

You got a spare evening for ssome real ale in the next fortnight James ??

:beer::beer::beer::cheers::band:

Yep, as per my post in the "AEG - 5th August thread", I'm there fella :flower:

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Guys, i have PM'd everyone that has attended an AEG meeting before - i used kimbers clicky, but people are sayin the page can not be displayed, can anyone shed any light on this matter? I don't want the AEG to have the lowest amount of members - after all we are THE MIGHTY AEG!

Cheers


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Fizzy beer's for puffs !! :flower:

What sugar puffs? or Cheesey puffs? :rant:

Which 'Kimbers clicky', mate? Let me know and I'll look into to it for you :cheers:

Don't worry about it my man - i am getting better on this computer and i have sorted it! But unless i am mistaken Kimbers put a clicky on leading to the join up page in Forum Info


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Andy

The only way is up! He is right about the interior through. Already got someone lined up to sort the door trims out this winter. She specialises in designing and creating motorcycle leathers so it will be interesting to see what happens. Only downside is I have to wait until the winter as the demand for bespoke leathers is low at that time. Never mind, it is summer and if the glasses are dark enough, it looks the part from the outside and limits my view of the inside. I might as well gain a reputation for something in the meantime.

Perhaps our glorious leader will be able to inform us of the opportunities for advancement now he has given us titles. Having said that, I sure my second role must have some other benefits attached somewhere?

Ralph

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Don't worry about it my man - i am getting better on this computer and i have sorted it! But unless i am mistaken Kimbers put a clicky on leading to the join up page in Forum Info

1. Well done that man! :flower:

2. You weren't thinking of the one I posted earlier in this thread?

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Whoops, sorry James i missed your clicky! That would have made explaining how to join a little more straight forward - i have been describing how to do it the manuel way!

Look forward to seeing you all saturday/sunday!


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