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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don’t suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif

26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them)

27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in.

28. It's beyond computation

29. It's good hand fittnes (no power steering versions)

30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow i know i shouldnt but i do

31. It's tun(z)ing car killer.

32. The Esprit design has enduring style.

33. James Bond had 2.

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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38. I have one.

LOL!

This reminds me of when I asked a Japanese colleague which month was the best for traveling to Japan. He replied, "July."

"July?", I replied. "Isn't it really hot then? Why July?"

His response: "My birthday is in July."

Now... Back to the list!

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif

26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them)

27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in.

28. It's beyond computation

29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions)

30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do

31. It's tun(z)ing car killer.

32. The Esprit design has enduring style.

33. James Bond had 2.

34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid.

35. The submarine option rocks.

36. THE most practical super car ?

37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it

38. I have one.

39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4.

43. It blows fire from the tailpipe.

44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster.

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose.

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif

26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them)

27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in.

28. It's beyond computation

29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions)

30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do

31. It's tun(z)ing car killer.

32. The Esprit design has enduring style.

33. James Bond had 2.

34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid.

35. The submarine option rocks.

36. THE most practical super car ?

37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it

38. I have one.

39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know

40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams.

41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks

42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4.

43. It blows fire from the tailpipe.

44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster.

45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with.

46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track. :)

47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses... :blush:

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

In the garage no-one can hear you scream 

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif

26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them)

27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in.

28. It's beyond computation

29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions)

30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do

31. It's tun(z)ing car killer.

32. The Esprit design has enduring style.

33. James Bond had 2.

34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid.

35. The submarine option rocks.

36. THE most practical super car ?

37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it

38. I have one.

39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know

40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams.

41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks

42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4.

43. It blows fire from the tailpipe.

44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster.

45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with.

46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track.

47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses...

48. You can fit a weeks shopping in and watch 4x4 owners jaws drop

49. Its a LOTUS

50. It's a British ICON.

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Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

REHABS FOR QUITTERS!!

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif

26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them)

27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in.

28. It's beyond computation

29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions)

30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do

31. It's tun(z)ing car killer.

32. The Esprit design has enduring style.

33. James Bond had 2.

34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid.

35. The submarine option rocks.

36. THE most practical super car ?

37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it

38. I have one.

39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know

40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams.

41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks

42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4.

43. It blows fire from the tailpipe.

44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster.

45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with.

46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track.

47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses...

48. You can fit a weeks shopping in and watch 4x4 owners jaws drop

49. Its a LOTUS

50. It's a British ICON.

51. It's not made by craftsmen in Marinello - its made in Norfolk by bumbkins!!

52. It's the only car you have to master the art of entering and leaving it otherwise you look a total idiot getting in or falling out!

53. You can get parts from the breakers yard and other manufacturers parts bins which usually works out cheaper than a part put in a Lotus labelled bag for the same item.

54. Only two seats - sorry, no room for the mother-in-law

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif

26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them)

27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in.

28. It's beyond computation

29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions)

30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do

31. It's tun(z)ing car killer.

32. The Esprit design has enduring style.

33. James Bond had 2.

34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid.

35. The submarine option rocks.

36. THE most practical super car ?

37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it

38. I have one.

39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know

40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams.

41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks

42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4.

43. It blows fire from the tailpipe.

44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster.

45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with.

46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track.

47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses...

48. You can fit a weeks shopping in and watch 4x4 owners jaws drop

49. Its a LOTUS

50. It's a British ICON.

51. It's not made by craftsmen in Marinello - its made in Norfolk by bumbkins!!

52. It's the only car you have to master the art of entering and leaving it otherwise you look a total idiot getting in or falling out!

53. You can get parts from the breakers yard and other manufacturers parts bins which usually works out cheaper than a part put in a Lotus labelled bag for the same item.

54. Only two seats - sorry, no room for the mother-in-law

55.Only people who 'know the difference' buy one

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Лотос - для тех которые знают разницу

ENIGMA for those who are paranoid or download one :)

 

 

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Don't forget to read the list before you add to it

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

50. It's a British ICON.

51. It's not made by craftsmen in Marinello - its made in Norfolk by bumpkins!!

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

55. Only people who 'know the difference' buy one

14. University girls really like it!

41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks

Really, are you sure?

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

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1. It's fast, real fast...

2. It's too sexy for my shirt...

3. It's not Italian.

4. It's British

5. Looks Great

6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue!

7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's).

8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity.

9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road.

10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other.

11. It's not an Elise

12. You get to know the very nice AA man

13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference".

14. University girls really like it!

15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front.

16. It's cheap to repair

17. It's cheap on fuel

18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls"

19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease.

20. Louise can drive it her heels.

21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home.

22. It was built by a bloke called Colin.

23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive.

24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!)

25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news

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57. It's the only thing I've found that makes me sexy.

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