sky_cz Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 31. Its tun(z)ing car killer. Quote http://www.lotus-club.cz Your 6 is my 12. http://www.voodoo-world.cz -------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainskea Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davegtst Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don’t suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif 26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them) 27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in. 28. It's beyond computation 29. It's good hand fittnes (no power steering versions) 30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow i know i shouldnt but i do 31. It's tun(z)ing car killer. 32. The Esprit design has enduring style. 33. James Bond had 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Cannon Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote In the garage no-one can hear you scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonFairhurst Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote facebook = [email protected] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arbell9 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonFairhurst Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 38. I have one. LOL! This reminds me of when I asked a Japanese colleague which month was the best for traveling to Japan. He replied, "July." "July?", I replied. "Isn't it really hot then? Why July?" His response: "My birthday is in July." Now... Back to the list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiggsy Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif 26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them) 27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in. 28. It's beyond computation 29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions) 30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do 31. It's tun(z)ing car killer. 32. The Esprit design has enduring style. 33. James Bond had 2. 34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid. 35. The submarine option rocks. 36. THE most practical super car ? 37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it 38. I have one. 39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAndretti42 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote S4 Elan, Elan +2S, Federal-spec, World Championship Edition S2 Esprit #42, S1 Elise, Excel SE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punky Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Edited August 9, 2008 by punky Quote http://www.thelotusforums.com/forums/topic/8126-30-v6-conversion/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S4Esprit Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4. 43. It blows fire from the tailpipe. 44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster. Edited August 9, 2008 by S4Esprit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogerch Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with. Quote Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it, depends on what you put into it. (Tom Leahrer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconic Ride Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Edited August 9, 2008 by Iconic Ride Quote Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esprits4de Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif 26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them) 27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in. 28. It's beyond computation 29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions) 30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do 31. It's tun(z)ing car killer. 32. The Esprit design has enduring style. 33. James Bond had 2. 34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid. 35. The submarine option rocks. 36. THE most practical super car ? 37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it 38. I have one. 39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know 40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams. 41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks 42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4. 43. It blows fire from the tailpipe. 44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster. 45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with. 46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track. 47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses... Edited August 9, 2008 by esprits4de Quote Olaf S400 project www.esprits4.de __________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Cannon Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote In the garage no-one can hear you scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punky Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Edited August 9, 2008 by punky Quote http://www.thelotusforums.com/forums/topic/8126-30-v6-conversion/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket63 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif 26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them) 27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in. 28. It's beyond computation 29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions) 30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do 31. It's tun(z)ing car killer. 32. The Esprit design has enduring style. 33. James Bond had 2. 34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid. 35. The submarine option rocks. 36. THE most practical super car ? 37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it 38. I have one. 39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know 40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams. 41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks 42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4. 43. It blows fire from the tailpipe. 44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster. 45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with. 46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track. 47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses... 48. You can fit a weeks shopping in and watch 4x4 owners jaws drop 49. Its a LOTUS 50. It's a British ICON. Edited August 9, 2008 by rocket63 Quote Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!! Lotus Espirt Turbo S3 Lotus Esprit S4 Lotus Elise S2 Sport 130 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonf Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote REHABS FOR QUITTERS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwenGT3 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Edited August 9, 2008 by OwenGT3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riddlemr2 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif 26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them) 27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in. 28. It's beyond computation 29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions) 30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do 31. It's tun(z)ing car killer. 32. The Esprit design has enduring style. 33. James Bond had 2. 34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid. 35. The submarine option rocks. 36. THE most practical super car ? 37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it 38. I have one. 39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know 40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams. 41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks 42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4. 43. It blows fire from the tailpipe. 44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster. 45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with. 46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track. 47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses... 48. You can fit a weeks shopping in and watch 4x4 owners jaws drop 49. Its a LOTUS 50. It's a British ICON. 51. It's not made by craftsmen in Marinello - its made in Norfolk by bumbkins!! 52. It's the only car you have to master the art of entering and leaving it otherwise you look a total idiot getting in or falling out! 53. You can get parts from the breakers yard and other manufacturers parts bins which usually works out cheaper than a part put in a Lotus labelled bag for the same item. 54. Only two seats - sorry, no room for the mother-in-law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgy Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news….obviously I mean so don't suffer ridicule when you pull it out and your at the wrong side. evil.gif 26. Sorry, using GKP's pc: Girls like cars too (and driving them and apparently spending weekends talking about them) 27. The smile people get on their face when you let them sit in it. For that matter, the smile I get on my face when I sit in. 28. It's beyond computation 29. It's good hand fitness (no power steering versions) 30.The look on the other guys face when you enter a corner and don't touch the brakes................exit stage hedgerow I know I shouldnt but I do 31. It's tun(z)ing car killer. 32. The Esprit design has enduring style. 33. James Bond had 2. 34. It reminds me how I used to feel when I was a kid. 35. The submarine option rocks. 36. THE most practical super car ? 37. Its a sports car that fat boys can fit in and drive it 38. I have one. 39. It's the only reason I watched Basic Instinct ... sad I know 40. People wave and put their thumbs up to you in traffic jams. 41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks 42. It can do all the work of an 8-Cylinder with only 4. 43. It blows fire from the tailpipe. 44. People often mistake it for a Lamborghini or a Ferrari - and when they ask which it is, it makes me happy to inform them that not only is it neither; it's faster. 45. Ownership demonstrates a degree of insanity not to be trifled with. 46. You can drive underneath the crossing guards at the railroad track. 47. beautiful red-head babes crawl all over the car and do interesting poses... 48. You can fit a weeks shopping in and watch 4x4 owners jaws drop 49. Its a LOTUS 50. It's a British ICON. 51. It's not made by craftsmen in Marinello - its made in Norfolk by bumbkins!! 52. It's the only car you have to master the art of entering and leaving it otherwise you look a total idiot getting in or falling out! 53. You can get parts from the breakers yard and other manufacturers parts bins which usually works out cheaper than a part put in a Lotus labelled bag for the same item. 54. Only two seats - sorry, no room for the mother-in-law 55.Only people who 'know the difference' buy one Edited August 9, 2008 by Dodgy Quote Лотос - для тех которые знают разницу ENIGMA for those who are paranoid or download one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Don't forget to read the list before you add to it 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 50. It's a British ICON. 51. It's not made by craftsmen in Marinello - its made in Norfolk by bumpkins!! 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 55. Only people who 'know the difference' buy one 14. University girls really like it! 41. Because its big and its clever and it makes me look cool in front of the chicks Really, are you sure? 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedster9110 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 1. It's fast, real fast... 2. It's too sexy for my shirt... 3. It's not Italian. 4. It's British 5. Looks Great 6. The handling: Makes any other car feel like it's going to topple in a corner it's so flat and sticks like glue! 7. Makes a big statement on the road. Says I haven't given up on life (and sticks 2 fingers up at the people who have, in their Citroen Picasso's / Vauxhall Zafira's). 8. Limited production run ensures exclusivity. 9. Every journey is special, it's a pleasure to just be in the car and explore it's potential each time you find a nice stretch of road. 10. It has a great Forum for owners to keep in contact with each other. 11. It's not an Elise 12. You get to know the very nice AA man 13. You get to be in the group "that knows the difference". 14. University girls really like it! 15. A 30 cal gun fits neatly in the front. 16. It's cheap to repair 17. It's cheap on fuel 18. It still looks like $100,000... which can be very deceptive to the "university girls" 19. It can tow a 3500kg caravan with ease. 20. Louise can drive it her heels. 21. The frozen packet of fish fingers you bought will be cooked by the time you get home. 22. It was built by a bloke called Colin. 23. Guaranteed to get you smiling every drive. 24. You never see a Chav driving one. (yet!) 25. You have a choice of 2 orifices into which to put your petrol pistol, which is always good news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerobat Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) 57. It's the only thing I've found that makes me sexy. Edited August 10, 2008 by aerobat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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