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So happy that the NHS recognised my 55th Birthday this year with a surprise fun pack.  I used it this morning (jolly japes) and am now in the Endoscopy Unit awaiting the second half of my gift.

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including a sasquatch lurking in the woods.

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50 minutes ago, Sparky said:

So happy that the NHS recognised my 55th Birthday this year with a surprise fun pack.  I used it this morning (jolly japes) and am now in the Endoscopy Unit awaiting the second half of my gift.

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However, I was 'seen to' by four very nice ladies.  In and out in a flash, so to speak.

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I had an endoscopy after a Colonoscopy in the same "sitting". I never did ask if they used the same camera!!!

 

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I remember having the camera in the bladder.......via the 'todger'.......

it wasnt so much the camera that bothered me......than the entire class of student nurses watching........:blush:

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Years ago, I do remember a nurse telling me they only had the one camera and an overworked autoclave.  I always push for an early morning appointment.

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Camera in the bladder? Done that. It's like having a Granada clutch cable shoved up your Jap's eye.

Sparky's the only bloke I know who's got a season ticket for such procedures.

5 hours ago, Sparky said:

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However, I was 'seen to' by four very nice ladies.  In and out in a flash, so to speak.

 

Really? You must be even more slack than I thought.

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'Tis a route well-travelled.  :dizzy:

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6 hours ago, theelanman said:

I remember having the camera in the bladder.......via the 'todger'.......

it wasnt so much the camera that bothered me......than the entire class of student nurses watching........:blush:

It's the trauma of having a piss for the next two days that's still fresh in my mind.

the pain was frankly horrendous 

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Buncha lightweights. You wanna try having your jap's eye stretched to 200%. Without anaesthetic.

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31 minutes ago, Sparky said:

Buncha lightweights. You wanna try having your jap's eye stretched to 200%. Without anaesthetic.

 

Let's see now...................

 

.............no, we don't.

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err, can we change the subject please.... starting to whince here....

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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

Buncha lightweights. You wanna try having your jap's eye stretched to 200%. Without anaesthetic.

I know the subject is "What made you happy today?" but you just moved it from medical procedures into your pleasure activities without anybody noticing. You'll end with people looking up the term "sounding" and then feeling much worse for it.

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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

Buncha lightweights. You wanna try having your jap's eye stretched to 200%. Without anaesthetic.

Did they use the same setup as I had ?? I swear to god they used this on me IMG_1328.PNG.a4a571c85fc919fc3a1e5ff43a5356d0.PNG

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No Bazza, they used that powerful zoom lens to get a decent picture of your tackle.

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1 hour ago, Sparky said:

Buncha lightweights. You wanna try having your jap's eye stretched to 200%. Without anaesthetic.

You must pm me which massage parlour you are using these days

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