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I drew up at the lights at a crossroads in the centre of Aldershot on Saturday, with the windows down.

A bloke on his mobile phone broke off from his conversation to say:

"Dat's a noise mouta ya got dere , squire"

I said, "You're so right." just as the lights changed and I drove off, letting the exhaust finish the sentence for me.


If thats the lights by the bank then I have had similar comments there..... He must live there waiting for cars to comment on or could be a Broadmoor escapee?

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That's the very place! He must have slipped out of his straightjacket.

I forgot to add a translation for our American cousins.

It would read:

" I say Old Chap, that's a jolly nice car you have there!"

Sorry, couldn't resist getting our own back for Dick van Dyke in 'Mary Poppins'.


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Alan, for us Limey's living over here I appreciate you providing the translation to the American cousins.

For a Northerner whose ability to get past Watford and be understood back in the late 70's was limited I really do appreciate it :w00t:

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians.

You make something idiotproof, they'll make a better idiot

You think professional is expensive, just wait until you pay for amateur.

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really boring comment, as I hear it EVERY time I take the Esprit out : that's cheap .. (my number plate is 585EURO)

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