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Even in today's Telegraph they say the dreaded "lots of....." I know we discussed others for other cars but did anybody come up with good ones for us? Like "Lots better than a lambo" etc I know that one doesnt fit because my English skills are rubbish but some of you guys on here are smart. I need to be able to give one back to the people who quote the other one at me. Cue swift and great responce!

Buddsy


 

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I've always liked - Lots Of Totty Usially Sexy.


Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Lots Of Touring Usually Smiling :baby:


Dave.

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Great replies guys but

Lots of Technology, Usually Superior.

a pair a dellortos isnt what I would call technology!!! :baby:

Ok what if we mix Daves and MayEsprit for

Lots of Totty usually smiling!!!

Thanks though gives me something to throw back at em!

PS that last bit wasnt "unusualy smelling" BTW :)

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Lotus Obviously Truely Understand Suspension

Light Outside Tough Underneath Superb

Leap Onwards Towards Ultimate Supercar

Love Our Totally Unique Sportscars

:baby:


Loving Lionel and Eleanor......missing Charlie and Sonny

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Lots Of Triumphs, Usually Successful


All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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Lots Of Tickets, Usually Speeding :baby:


88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport

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Loves Over Taking Usually Speeding

Loves Over Taking Usually Smiling

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Лотос - для тех которые знают разницу

ENIGMA for those who are paranoid or download one :)

 

 

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Loads Of Thrills, Unbelievable Spills


"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." Albert Einstein

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I've been pondering over this for a while and the best I can come up with (which I feel to be appropriate in this day and age)is.....

Lack Of Totally Useless Stuff

Lacking Only Totally Useless Stuff

I might come up with more, but those seem to be most fitting seeing as 99% of cars made today offer options that no one NEEDS. (20 cupholders for example?!?!)

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And for those driving M Sports through Norfolk on Saturday, who saw SUTOL in their rear view mirror for a long time and then overtake where inappropriate (but not really a long distance as they were going SOOO slow)

Some Understand Traffic Overtaking Laws

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Heard it somewhere else: "Lots Of Thrills, Usually Spectacular."


"At home, I have a King Sized bed. Now, I don't know any Kings, but I would imagine if one were to come over, he would be comfortable." -Mitch Hedberg

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Learned Onlookers Take Us Seriously

Let Others Try Understanding Superiority

Limping Otters Terminate Unusual Serendipity

OK, I could only think of two...............

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exquisitely styled, perfect ride, inspired tuning

even stupid pillocks realise it's tremendous

entering serious powerslides releases incredible torque (later cars anyway)

everyone should praise real inovative technology :)

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