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Scary Washing Machine. No Really, it's Terrifying

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Brilliant!!! Thanks for the link...I'll be giggling all day!


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That is a funny ad, but holy cow: is there a shortage of washing machines in NZ? $2600 NZ converts to about $1600 US, for which you could probably buy a reliable time machine.


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The description reminds me of the time I came home from school and my stepmother was hysterical about the monster in the kitchen. Well upon opening the door to the kitchen the monster was stomping around on two of its four feet spewing water and bubbles everywhere. As it moved about the kitchen tethered by its leash to the wall it made an unholy clonking sound and the occasional grinding noise. Pieces of concrete on the floor appeared to show its penchant for destruction but upon further inspection of the demonic device it appeared that its stabilizing rear brain had collapsed, destroyed some of its necessary plumbing and caused mayhem in the heart department. After pulling the life support tether from the wall the demonic device stopped its rampage and poured its liquid guts al over the floor. The device was deemed "Do Not Resuscitate" after that escapade and was promptly replaced by a shiny new angelic version that behaved appropriately from time of purchase until its demise.


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