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Evora: Love the car, not so fussed about the name. Although "E" names are clearly running out, I am pretty sure we will never see the following:

10. Lotus eBay (pronounce with accent on 'Bay' for better lawsuit defence and marketing flavour)

9. Lotus Exfoliant

8. Lotus eMail (as for eBay, above)

7. Lotus Encino (...erm, hold on a minute... !)

6. Lotus Eminem

5. Lotus Expectorate

4. Lotus E! (or 'Lotus e!' for that matter: simplicate, then add lightness)

3. Lotus Eclaire

2. Lotus Erection

1. Lotus Esperanto (even given the possible marketing coup of a William Shatner Special Edition)

Doubtless others will have better additions... editions? Except for Esperanto: that one is the eclat of the list.

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I doubt we will see the Lotus Ethel as well even though it is a close resemblance to Hethel!

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians.

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I doubt we will see the:-

Lotus Excrement

Lotus Exorcism

Lotus Elephant

Lotus Epitaph

Lotus Excuse

Lotus Embellishment

Lotus Embolism

Lotus E. Coli

Lotus Eggplant or the

Lotus Egg McMuffin

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Other unlikely names:

Lotus Evaporator

Lotus Evangelist

Lotus Eliminator

Lotus Eradicator

Lotus Earwig

Lotus Earlobe

and finally the

Lotus Endoscope

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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2. Lotus Erection

:animier: Haven't most of us owned one of those at some point? The Esprit is a good looking car after all.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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Atle Newbie

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Lotus Excite

Lotus Expect

Lotus Expel

Lotus Especial (for Spanish market)

Lotus Enough

Lotus Emu

Lotus Elix

Lotus Egad

Lotus Effect

Lotus Embrace

Lotus Electric

Lotus Eclectic

Lotus Elantra

Lotus Espace

Lotus Except

Lotus Elect

....better stop there...

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lotus excretia

lotus ebbw vale

lotus ectoplasm

lotus egotistic

lotus effluent

lotus epilepsy

lotus emasculated

lotus effeminate

and of course the lotus enzo!!!!!

i'll get my coat, or the last stage out of town...............

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Dan,

Where did it go 'in the end?' :)

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All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Or the quite windy

Lotus Evactor

The hard to control

Lotus Endforend

All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others.

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If you are related to a certain Mr Lecter...

Lotus Excoriate

or are better latent than never...

Lotus Effeminate

or of a bookish disposition...

Lotus Erudite

or a petrol head hating ecomentalist...

Lotus Expunge

I could go on, but I see that the men in the white coats have just turned up!

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