73JPS Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 (edited) Evora: Love the car, not so fussed about the name. Although "E" names are clearly running out, I am pretty sure we will never see the following: 10. Lotus eBay (pronounce with accent on 'Bay' for better lawsuit defence and marketing flavour) 9. Lotus Exfoliant 8. Lotus eMail (as for eBay, above) 7. Lotus Encino (...erm, hold on a minute... !) 6. Lotus Eminem 5. Lotus Expectorate 4. Lotus E! (or 'Lotus e!' for that matter: simplicate, then add lightness) 3. Lotus Eclaire 2. Lotus Erection 1. Lotus Esperanto (even given the possible marketing coup of a William Shatner Special Edition) Doubtless others will have better additions... editions? Except for Esperanto: that one is the eclat of the list. Edited July 4, 2009 by 73JPS Quote "At home, I have a King Sized bed. Now, I don't know any Kings, but I would imagine if one were to come over, he would be comfortable." -Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ifly Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 I doubt we will see the Lotus Ethel as well even though it is a close resemblance to Hethel! Quote Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians. You make something idiotproof, they'll make a better idiot You think professional is expensive, just wait until you pay for amateur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USAndretti42 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 I doubt we will see the:- Lotus Excrement Lotus Exorcism Lotus Elephant Lotus Epitaph Lotus Excuse Lotus Embellishment Lotus Embolism Lotus E. Coli Lotus Eggplant or the Lotus Egg McMuffin Quote S4 Elan, Elan +2S, Federal-spec, World Championship Edition S2 Esprit #42, S1 Elise, Excel SE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramjet Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Other unlikely names: Lotus Evaporator Lotus Evangelist Lotus Eliminator Lotus Eradicator Lotus Earwig Lotus Earlobe and finally the Lotus Endoscope Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. For forum issues, please contact one of us Moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM mayevora Posted July 4, 2009 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 2. Lotus Erection Haven't most of us owned one of those at some point? The Esprit is a good looking car after all. Quote Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newts Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Lotus Exterminator - now that does sound kinda mean ! Quote Colin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atle Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 (edited) Lotus Excite Lotus Expect Lotus Expel Lotus Especial (for Spanish market) Lotus Enough Lotus Emu Lotus Elix Lotus Egad Lotus Effect Lotus Embrace Lotus Electric Lotus Eclectic Lotus Elantra Lotus Espace Lotus Except Lotus Elect ....better stop there... Edited July 5, 2009 by Atle Quote This way to ship models! http://www.modelship...user-index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumbriaimp Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 lotus excretia lotus ebbw vale lotus ectoplasm lotus egotistic lotus effluent lotus epilepsy lotus emasculated lotus effeminate and of course the lotus enzo!!!!! i'll get my coat, or the last stage out of town............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Cannon Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Lotus Enema anyone? Quote In the garage no-one can hear you scream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Lotus Endoscope Lotus Enema I think I had one of those driving right up my arse the other day... Quote Dan "He who dies with the most toys wins..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramjet Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) Dan, Where did it go 'in the end?' Edited July 6, 2009 by ramjet Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. For forum issues, please contact one of us Moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkr Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 StarWars: Ewok Endor Trekkies: Enterprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 LOL good thread Lotus e-mail / eBay Lotus Egg Lotus effinhell Quote facebook = jon.himself@hotmail.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veg Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Imagine parking a Lotus Ethel next to a Ford Edsel... Quote "If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's electrical." -somebody's dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramjet Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Or the quite windy Lotus Evactor The hard to control Lotus Endforend Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. For forum issues, please contact one of us Moderators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookiecj Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 (edited) If you are related to a certain Mr Lecter... Lotus Excoriate or are better latent than never... Lotus Effeminate or of a bookish disposition... Lotus Erudite or a petrol head hating ecomentalist... Lotus Expunge I could go on, but I see that the men in the white coats have just turned up! Edited July 9, 2009 by wookie Quote In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.<br /><br />In practice, there is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atle Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Lotus Exclude Lotus Expat My are we funny... Quote This way to ship models! http://www.modelship...user-index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Edwards Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 We seem to have forgotten the altogether more likely Lotus Explosion Quote Twitter @radioRedwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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