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A child walked into a zoo.

The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.

The child screams, "It's a shihtzu!"

 

A good friend of mine quit his job as a reporter. He said he was going to travel and see the world, by ex-press train.

 

If you had to choose between an unlimited supply of petrol, or perfect sex, what would be the first place you drove to?

 

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Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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12 hours ago, Kimbers said:

Love this guy.

 

We’ve seen Gary Delaney a couple of times in Launceston at the town hall. Very small venue, but he tests out a lot of new material. Both times have almost wet myself. Great comedian😊👍 

married to Sarah Millican. 

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Out for a Blat or on the Allotment

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