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Oooh, that's all to familiar! We often hear our dog during his 'morning clean' before he jumps on the bed to waken us up...😝

I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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39 minutes ago, yeller77 said:

Yup. The old joke about why does a dog lick himself?

 

 

 

 

Because he can...

The mods might consider moving this to the "Fuel Prices" thread. It often seems to be the main reason why the oil companies jack up fuel prices. DBE 101 - Dog Balls Economics

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A man is out walking in the countryside and comes across a very welcoming looking pub.  He goes in, orders a pint, and then notices a Labrador in front of the fire washing himself.  Man turns to the barman and says "look at at that eh?  Lying in front of a roaring fire and licking your balls.  Wish I could do that."

Barman says "give him a biscuit, Sir, and I'm sure he'd let you."

 

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How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat.              When her clothes fit your wife.

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hindsight: the science that is never wrong

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The sad part is, if the car wont start because of a glitch in the alarm system, it might actually work to get out, lock and unlock and try again...

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I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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39 minutes ago, mayevora said:

Wife caught me looking at pawn again.   (;porn!!!!)

..Devon county councillor and friend of Neil Parish, Colin Slade, has said he can see how searching for tractors on the internet could lead to a porn site.

It comes after the disgraced MP made claims about how he came to be watching adult content in the House of Commons...

I tried did not find any..... except..... after a bit of cropping....

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We need to see the full picture! That's an 8120 right?

I have made many mistakes in my life. Buying a multiple Lotus is not one of them.

 

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