Popular Post pete Posted October 8, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 3 Quote hindsight: the science that is never wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM mayevora Posted October 11, 2022 Gold FFM Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 My favourite chat up line right now….. If you want to come back to mine, I’ll put the heating on! 1 Quote Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted October 11, 2022 Report Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, mayevora said: My favourite chat up line right now….. If you want to come back to mine, I’ll put the heating on! I'd have thought "come back to mine, I'll provide the friction" would be more appropriate? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PaulCP Posted October 14, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 14, 2022 I went to the sperm donor clinic and the nurse said 'can you masturbate in the cup?' - I said 'I'm good but I'm not sure I'm competition standard'. I found a note on the fridge from my wife saying "Its not working - I've gone back to my Mothers" ... I checked and the milk's still cold?! Dunno what she's on about. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post LotusFella Posted November 16, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 16, 2022 Elderly couple in church and the wife whispers to the husband. "I've just done a silent fart. What should I do?" Husband turns to her and says "put new batteries in your hearing aid" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulCP Posted November 20, 2022 Report Share Posted November 20, 2022 Someone in the shop today asked me to name three Qatar players. So I said , ''Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and George Harrison''. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 I've just re-named my wife San Marino. Why? Because she kicks off every 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LOTUSMAN33 Posted November 21, 2022 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Just posted on FB and made me chuckle 🙂 2 2 Quote Do or do not, there is no try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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