Gold FFM Sparky Posted November 17, 2009 Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Dateline Friday 20 November: an impromptu soiree has been planned (well, thrown together) at Watford Exotics HQ (my house). The event? Alex GT3 is bringing his car down for some TLC, and a once-in-a-lifetime conjunction of the planets will position Alex, Roger (SE Owner) and me in the same place at the same time. It's even rumoured that Bibs may attend, and maybe some other surprise guests. Precise details not yet finalised, but we may pop round the corner for a pint or two, return across the park for a little dogging, and finish the evening with a few Ladyboys and Chutney Ferrets. Hurry - last few tickets left! Floorspace is, of course, available at no extra charge. The fancy dress theme is What You Were Wearing When You Last Drove Your Esprit (hope Bibs's memory is up to it). My daughters are strictly off limits. Will you be there? Not without a bottle or two, you won't. British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Rumours may be true. I was in costume last time I drove my Esprit, you wanna see me in leather that much? Oh, and... 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted November 17, 2009 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Phwoooooaaarrrr! (not about the leather) British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fsrowsell Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I'm in!!! as long as there is RUM!!! Arrrrr me maties.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advantage Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Tell me some more about your daughters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted November 17, 2009 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 You're out of luck Pilko: none of them bears the slightest resemblance to equus asinus. British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advantage Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I bet you had to Google that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted November 17, 2009 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Nah - just Googled 'Pilko' and 'litigation'. British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arbell9 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Will we be doing stars in my mind again. If so do you have this track available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted November 17, 2009 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 I'll have a good rummage and see what comes up. British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket63 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 Working Enjoy comrades Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!! Lotus Espirt Turbo S3 Lotus Esprit S4 Lotus Elise S2 Sport 130 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopo Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I do infact used to have that tune on Vinyl! he has released some equally disgraceful tunes in his time. It sounds as it reads really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Freeman Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 I am in old chap, Megan too. Is Felix going to be playing with his didgery doo thingy banjo strumy thing. will bring lots of beer, we will sleep in the car if necessary. Its a date then. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted November 18, 2009 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) It's a monster, and it's out of control! Wikkid. No idea how many are coming, or how much bedding space is available. What I do know is that Roger is bringing Singstar and his cocktail shakers, Felix is bringing his banjo, and Tracy, Denise and the girls are running for the hills in anticipation of the inevitable mayhem. Megan, you may be the only female here! Edited November 18, 2009 by sparky British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SE Owner :-D Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 It's a monster, and it's out of control! Wikkid. No idea how many are coming, or how much bedding space is available. What I do know is that Roger is bringing Singstar and his cocktail shakers, Felix is bringing his banjo, and Tracy, Denise and the girls are running for the hills in anticipation of the inevitable mayhem. Megan, you may be the only female here! Can confirm - i have polished the shaker, got my sub-arctic military sleeping bag, plenty of singstar and my rusty sherrifs badge... 2009 World Singstar Champion No I don't like the Europa, Evora or Exos. "Like a cockmonkey with 3 cocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket63 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Bloody weekend working Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!! Lotus Espirt Turbo S3 Lotus Esprit S4 Lotus Elise S2 Sport 130 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fsrowsell Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Alright! Sounds like a party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted November 20, 2009 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 The ladies are meeting here for their bowling/social extravaganza at 1930 (room for Megan if she wants to go). Looks like Alex and Rog may be here around 1800, but turn up any time mate! British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SE Owner :-D Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Just to add we will need malibu, Pineapple and orange juice fresh limes and some 140z gibraltar collins glasses failing that a large jug and several straws... Are we going out for wifebeaters first? 2009 World Singstar Champion No I don't like the Europa, Evora or Exos. "Like a cockmonkey with 3 cocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arbell9 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 What about pre-drink lining the stomach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Freeman Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 What a bummer, my back is still bad and I am in loads of pain and discomfort, despite paying an osteopath the equivalent of some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SE Owner :-D Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Yes my thoughts are drawn toward a stomach lining balti or something... 2009 World Singstar Champion No I don't like the Europa, Evora or Exos. "Like a cockmonkey with 3 cocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Bollocks....! Just got back from our honeymoon early hours today and this is my first time on here. I would have deffo been there but I'm polaxed from jetlag and with a rotten ear infection, enjoy anyway boys n girls, have some drinks for me!!! Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket63 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Hmmm. Looks like a re run will be required in future weeks. Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!! Lotus Espirt Turbo S3 Lotus Esprit S4 Lotus Elise S2 Sport 130 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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