rocket63 Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Injured my back yesterday, working on the Green meanie. Lots of work still to do and no time in between work to finish at present. Nuts. 1 Quote Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!! Lotus Espirt Turbo S3 Lotus Esprit S4 Lotus Elise S2 Sport 130 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 How much time you got?? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookiecj Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) Being told by the garage which was MOTing a Clio that I had just finished doing a head gasket change on that it was going to fail the MOT on emissions. They said: "There's no charge yet but there are no free retests, so did I want to continue the test to see if there was anything else wrong with it?" Answer: Yes, of course I want you to go and waste my money by testing the car twice, and paying twice, when you've just given me a 'get out of jail card' highlighting a major failure point. Note to self.... must take the batteries out of the 'stupid' light that must be installed in my forehead! Still, I suppose they could have done the whole thing and then said it had failed. Hope the Punto that they are testing now doesn't have a problem or it's going to be an expensive weekend! Paul, hope your back gets better soon....... Edited June 11, 2010 by wookie Quote In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.<br /><br />In practice, there is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gghc87 Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 How much time you got?? Lol might have to move this post now to the happy tread... Quote Cliff Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. : Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket63 Posted June 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Thanks Chris. Hope all goes well with the Punto. How much time you got?? Lol Plenty of time, except it is filled with every other activity, rather than for what I need to get done thanks. 1 Quote Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!! Lotus Espirt Turbo S3 Lotus Esprit S4 Lotus Elise S2 Sport 130 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) Backs, they are f******s...!! Hope it's better soon, had a relapse on mine 3 months ago and it's still not right!!! Edited June 12, 2010 by USAndretti42 Language, Simon Quote Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmavore Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Leaky under sink water filter and subsequent flooding. Quote Luke Colorado, Super Spy. - Lotus Owner No Longer 1987 Zender Widebody 560SEC | 1994 Lotus Esprit S4 | 2013 Honda Fit EV (#269) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slewthy Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 The usual equipment I use at work is being discontinued for no good reason. I've been using a replacement today - no where near as good. I'm VERY unhappy. Finding solace in beer! Quote "Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Finding solace in beer! Afterwards I hope! Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Blanchard Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Yes, I'll second that, a nice beer or three is a good solution to most problem . 1 Quote Mark www.lotusespritturbo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket63 Posted June 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Ditto DB Quote Caught between a rock and a hard place in a catch 22 situation, So its 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. Your damned if you do, but your damned if you don't so shut your cock!!!!!!!!!!! Lotus Espirt Turbo S3 Lotus Esprit S4 Lotus Elise S2 Sport 130 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Alcohol is infact fantastic at completely solving all back pain no matter how severe. Its the only way I made it through my original prolapsed disc issues a few years ago... Highly recommended Paul, if beer doesnt work, start on the strong stuff... Quote Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Whinge whinge whinge! I'm tempted to lock this thread just on principal You know I started the 'what made you happy today' thread to offer a flip side to all the threads on here people start about the miseries in their life. Be more positive people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookiecj Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 What made me POSITIVELY unhappy today? .... Laura threatening to lock this thread..... boo, hoo! 1 Quote In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.<br /><br />In practice, there is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 I'll lock the thread, your bank accounts and your 'specialist' accounts too, I bet that would qualify most of our members for an 'unhapppy' thread Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookiecj Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Thanks Bibs, I've been looking for someone to take over my overdraft for ages... but I guess that would live in the Doppleganger thread! Quote In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.<br /><br />In practice, there is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 When your bank manager comes knocking, tell him that 'Bibs' from the internet said it's fine and I'm sure you'll be ok Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slewthy Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re bank managers and balances, etc, thought this excerpt from "Calcium made interesting" by Graham Chapman might be appropriate Quote "Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them." Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Blanchard Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 A mates new girlfriend asked if my car was Knightrider's car. Then to add unsult to injuring she asked if it was a kit car. She wasn't joking either. She then said it looked like a lego car and she said she didn't like it. I know some ladies aren't really into cars so I can vaguely understand, but she didn't make a good first impression! Quote Mark www.lotusespritturbo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayevora Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Having to have a sandwich instead of my Sunday roast. Whole road has had a powercut for some reason. No Coffee, no hot food and at this rate, no Top Gear. Last time this happened about three years ago, it was tourches and candles for 36 hours. Quote Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Haven't I warned you miserable gits before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Günter Posted July 18, 2010 Gold FFM Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 to see my car still without its wheels made me verry unhappy today -powdercoat company is to buisy to put my own wheels 'on first' (5 weeks now) ...and no information on the purchase of a spare set of Mag's via *TLF* Quote ********************************************************************* to name the things if I see them, that's what I call integrity.. ********************************************************************* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgy Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Just started packing to go back to the UK Quote Лотос - для тех которые знают разницу ENIGMA for those who are paranoid or download one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrol feet driven Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 Stopped off to get something to eat and someone has scrached my left front wheel arch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp88 Posted September 12, 2010 Report Share Posted September 12, 2010 No more big Lotus events this year to attend ...... and now almost empty the whisky bottle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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