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Unfortunately I did start a little early today, so drinking faster is maybe a little irresponsible.  Tonic lives in the fridge, but my gin collection is rather large and i never know which I might want next.  Tracy has said no to the booze fridge.  I sort of understand.

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3 minutes ago, Sparky said:

Unfortunately I did start a little early today, so drinking faster is maybe a little irresponsible.  Tonic lives in the fridge, but my gin collection is rather large and i never know which I might want next.  Tracy has said no to the booze fridge.  I sort of understand.

Perhaps you shouldn't be looking for a booze fridge but a chilled display case? 👍

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You haven't met my wife, have you?

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You callin' me alcoholic?

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2 hours ago, Sparky said:

You haven't met my wife, have you?

I have, and frankly I’m shocked. In my opinion, you need to grow a pair and stand up for yourself more. FFS don’t tell her I said so, though.

By way of a comparison, Shan wouldn’t dream of standing in the way of a drinks fridge. Either a purchase of one, or just the door.

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Solution: add more ice. 
There is no charge for my advice. Glad to assist @Sparky

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12 hours ago, Sparky said:

You guys always cheer me up.

Anyhow, I solved my melty ice issue with minimal effort and at zero cost.  I put more ice in.

Surely that dilutes the gin/tonic ratio?

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Good luck mate, I feel for you.  See you on the other side.  Be strong.  But make the drinks stronger.

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She should be full of some interesting stories as she hasn’t left her house since March, can’t wait 

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55 minutes ago, Dan E said:

She should be full of some interesting stories as she hasn’t left her house since March, can’t wait 

Mine has lived with us for 20 years.  She's full of stories that make you want to slit your throat (and hers) EVERY DAY.  Like how she nearly dropped a fork yesterday (oh, the drama), and recent events concerning her digestive system.  It's why I drink.

Bless her.

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So it will be the usual, I’m going to live to 100, then about her cancelled 90th party to which she invited 50 people (10 who are my family) she only got 10 rsvps mainly because she doesn’t actually know these people. Then The Sunday Times subscription will be another hour or so and whenever she talks to you she points at you arrggghhh. 
 

to make matters worse she won’t wear her hearing aid as she says she is not deaf even though I was there when she had the test and she is in fact profoundly deaf. So everything you say to her she only replies “exactly” or “really” 😡😡

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