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What made you UNHAPPY today!


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13 hours ago, thebartman said:

Nice one, Norman 😉   🚲.

They haven't got the energy to pedal one these days. It would have to be on of those bloody electric scooters as the lazy feecklass tw@ts can't even summon the energy to walk. The poor entitled cotton wool cosseted little darlings.

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Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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Sadly many are indeed lazy. Brexit is now highlighting the issue. Fingers crossed the country grinds to a halt and the political shiterati get a grip of this and force folks in this country to get back to work and off the freeloading.

 

Gee's. I officially retired 3 months ago, yet I'm working 7 day's a week. One for a construction company where I am looking after the plant ( I was a crane engineer) and the 2nd job which takes place after I get home at night and any free days from the plant job in LotusRescue garage. Yet these people cant get up to catch a free bus.

What/where did I do wrong.

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jan this year i was due a follow up endoscopy, april i recieved a letter stating id be refered to hospital this time and would be contacted so i was expecting a date for the endoscopy then it turned out i was simply seeing a consultant who would refer me for the procedure, today i learn the appointment will more than likely be january (to see the consultant) then i presume i will join the que for the procedure 😒

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4 minutes ago, andydclements said:

A few members here on the forum have scopes for viewing parts of the car. I'm sure if you ask nicely.....

Can you guarantee it will be sterile when the procedure is finished though. 

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MG ZR gone to scrap yard today, had loads of issues over the years I have had it.  Needs a new engine.

On the bright side it means that the wife has given me a sort of amber/green light to buy something else. 

...Only got 1 ZR left  plus the one I gave my son last year.

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17 hours ago, andydclements said:

A few members here on the forum have scopes for viewing parts of the car. I'm sure if you ask nicely.....

Nah ...  for £8 he can buy his own .. endoscope    😂

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Phil           Leave me alone I know what to do - I think. 

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just took the evora out for a last chance spin and coming the other way was a jcb fast track with a huge trailer behind and the lad was clearly txting while driving nugget !!! so many tractor boys do that too 😒

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12 hours ago, windymiller said:

So in a holiday let in Southend should the free standing cooker be fed by a 4mm t/e via a plug top near by ?? And none of the appliances been pat tested ? 🙄

AirBnB by any chance?

Alcohol. Sex. Tobacco. Drugs. Chocolate.  Meh! NOTHING in this world is as addictive as an Evora +0. It's not for babies!    

The first guy to ride a bull for fun, was a true hero. The second man to follow him was truly nuts!   

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15 hours ago, windymiller said:

So in a holiday let in Southend should the free standing cooker be fed by a 4mm t/e via a plug top near by ?? And none of the appliances been pat tested ? 🙄

If the appliances are less than a year old they don’t need to be Pat tested

the plug top on 4mm - yup that’s crap - but doesn’t necessarily make it dangerous. The plug top will be providing 13a protection to the cable which is far less than the rating of that cable. It’ll be wrong if in the manufacturers instructions it says the cooker is to be fed by a 16a supply or higher.

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Everything esprit!

finding freescan can’t interrogate the ecu!

discovering that my laptop can’t run espritmon!

utter disbelief that you can’t get a simple low pressure pump with gauge for testing  a wastegate actuator for less than 50 quid!

sod it, I’m off down the pub!

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It’s only metal, it cannot win!

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Welcome to Esprit ownership!  It's all downhill from here...

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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Well you do live at the bottom of a hill! :lol:

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You should see the crap that rolls down and ends up on my drive.

British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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I just hope at the bottom of every hill is a bloody good pub! It might make esprit ownership a little more tolerable!

It’s only metal, it cannot win!

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The Horns in Watford launches campaign to save it from closing | Watford  Observer

At the top of the hill, but makes getting home marginally easier.   Although you're more likely to end up in a council house in Garston for the night.

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British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland.  And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden.

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4 minutes ago, Gjk said:

I just hope at the bottom of every hill is a bloody good pub! It might make esprit ownership a little more tolerable!

What you need is more like a recovery truck or lotus dealer/specialist parked outside/next door 

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