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PRIORITIES my dear boy... priorities

Here she is :)

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I think I win the degenerate pervert award from you Mark - I'm 34 and she just turned 19! (and wasn't when we started seeing each other! :lol: )

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Pauls not showing us his Mrs. because he is obviously the jealous type, and is worried one of us will run off with her. :)

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:lol:

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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Damn you evil dr fish! Well we met when she was just 18 and have been together since... guess I need to get me a youger fillie to keep up??? haha 34 you say? and she just tuned 19?? hmmm you should be locked up...lol Nah, good on yah chap I bow down to your superiority and she's got a bigger rack than mine!!! :)

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Dr Fish,

Doesnt your GF realise you could blow a gasket with that level of boost! :)

Ok, that was just an excuse to repost the picture :lol:.

34 - 19 - and owning an Esprit, it doesnt get much better that that. :)

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And she's a Rocket Scientist....

I had a slight problem maintaining concentration on that Lotus club drive...

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I can see why... Very good for a rocket scientist. I only know of one other that i work with that comes close...

Shah

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The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000 they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Australians unsatisfied with these findings conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.50, and 2 slabs of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.  B)

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Outstanding ;);):lol:

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. : Albert Einstein

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Dr Fish,

Doesnt your GF realise you could blow a gasket with that level of boost!

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

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ok, im doing a compilation of all my gfs.. 20+ gfs in my life time!

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haha we dont need a compilation. i try to forget about the gfs before...

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