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Whats the difference between UK and US girls?


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US girls....without a shadow of a doubt <_<

Not found the right UK girl yet, the fun ones you meet are usually older and or married ( no comment ).

I supose it depends how you like your lady folk and which part of the coutry - found Cali girls to be liberal and generally happy go lucky plus you use the accent to your advantage (ever seen Love Actually ? bowttle...hehe, works just like that and I'm not kidding).

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HEY!

American girlies are the best!

American girl: "ahh ahh ahh baby yeah yeah i'm comin, yeah ah ah sh!t i'm comin'"

English girl: "um..um..umm.oh.. duh.. yes i'm arriving"

YOOOO KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH <_<

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Thats for certain! California girls have many "issues" most of which require extensive therapy. Although I have to say the OC has the most divorced "30 something" sex starved MILFS I've ever come across <_<:D

Have met some pretty strange American girls on my travels.................. :blink:

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HEY!

American girlies are the best!

American girl: "ahh ahh ahh baby yeah yeah i'm comin, yeah ah ah sh!t i'm comin'"

English girl: "um..um..umm.oh.. duh.. yes i'm arriving"

YOOOO KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH <_<

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LOL, I dont think so :blink::D:o:P

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Isn't this the difference?

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Thats actually the difference between California/Florida and the Midwest US...

Sorry if i made any of you landlocked US folks mad...

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Simple... BRAZILIANS! :D

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Simple... BRAZILIANS! :)

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I knew Fishy would come through :D

Shahs right. Riverside is landlocked enough that most of the chicks are like the pic on the right. :P

Toua... the thing is I'm always afraid the stupid is going to rub off on me.

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Simple... BRAZILIANS! :D

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Ahhhh Fishy, alas you have found my only weakness...

South American Girls. I have dated quite a few, each crazier than the last, total headcases, but very very beautiful and quite a good time behind closed doors...

I, however, have an affinity for the Argentinian...

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Can't really answer this question without having a sample of 10 each.

However, in general, US girls have a cellphone permanently stuck to their head, cannot drive worth crap, and talk very loudly.

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Midwestern U.S. girls work very hard to straighten and highlight blonde their hair and look like some bimbo on "Friends", then suddenly they think they are too hot for everyone around them. Truth is, they're fat, no matter how straight and blonde highlighted they make their hair. And typically have no personality or interests beyond what chain store or restaurant has been mass-marketed to them, or what was on Friends or Sex in the City last night. :)

But every now and then one who is very beautiful, intelligent, enlightened, and unselfish comes along, and she trumps the playful California bimbo, the trendy east-coaster, and the Brazilian princess in south Florida on any and all counts. :D

Never dated an English girl, so no clue there.

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Truth is, they're fat, no matter how straight and blonde highlighted they make their hair.

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HAAA!!!! :) That's the best thing I've ever heard :D

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COOL!!!

Gotta love the fat berdz! :D

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Best line I ever heard about fat birds.

Picture the scene... My mate having been ratted, pulled miss Fugly of the year, and stayed the night!

You know, the type of girl that has a body that could make an onion cry!

Next morning on the phone:

Me: "Come on then Mark... How fat was she"

Mark: "Mate, she was so big... when I pulled her knickers down, her bum was still in them"

STELLA..... LOWERING YOUR STANDARDS BEYOND THE JOKE!

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come to wisconsin and you'll see a lot of this

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So that's what Doogle from the Magic Roundabout would look like if you waxed him!

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