ramjet 1,085 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 As per the Mensa rules - add, subtract or change one letter in a word and supply a new meaning. I'll kick it off with: Deafecation - the act of not listening to someone who constantly spouts crap Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
sandwer 0 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Gesticulate => Testiculate The art of talking bollocks with one's hands? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
arbell9 21 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 isnt it spelled defecation ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bibs 11,096 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 RTFM Alex! As per the Mensa rules - add, subtract or change one letter in a word and supply a new meaning. Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,765 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Braggage: To constantly boast about ones nice luggage. Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
sandwer 0 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Nice one Tony. And if we assume that yours in in the OED now as a result, can I offer : Blaggage - the acquiring of luggage by a crooked handler? Or fake luggage via ebay (epay - oh theres another one)Sarcorial - having an ironic dress sense I picked the wrong day to work from home, didn't I? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Petrol feet driven 2 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 (edited) Octopuss - A cat that has already used up one of its nine lives Wallnuts - People who are crazy about walls Edited April 14, 2011 by Petrol feet driven Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arbell9 21 Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Surely for mensa they would have to be real words but if you want any word then from defecate you get refecate which is where just having finished a crap a minute later you have to back and crap again an intelligent version might be defecaste, the Italian for second-person plural past historic of defecare, or their verb to poop Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Mastubation - the self gratifying act of playing a large brass instrument Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 arthtitis - a painful hand condition from fondling breasts Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
simonb 12 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Modenise - update your car brand into something a bit more Ferrari Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 reburgitate - throwing up after having visited a fast food outlet Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
simonb 12 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 defeKate - whether or not you give a shit about the upcoming nuptuals? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rogerch 63 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 As per the Mensa rules - add, subtract or change one letter in a word and supply a new meaning. I'll kick it off with: Deafecation - the act of not listening to someone who constantly spouts crap I'm with Alex, I think you guys have this wrong. The idea is to start with a real word right out of the Oxford Dictionary, add or subtract a letter to change into another word also to be found in the Oxford Dictionary, but with a different meaning. Quote Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it, depends on what you put into it. (Tom Leahrer) Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 No we don't and even if we did, who cares? Mensa Invitational posted in Jokes And Gags Thread Rules are at the top of that post. Post a word and a new meaning or go post somewhere else. Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Rich H 4 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Not quite to the rules but close: Lotarse - the reason a 2 min job takes 2 hours or why factory new build is easy but subsequent maintenance virtually impossible (THE waterpump bolt) Quote Lotus Esprit S4 - Work in progress Porsche 924 Turbo - Parts chaser Smart Roadster Coupe - Hers Link to post Share on other sites
Kimbers 1,765 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I like inventing the new words, its more fun and easier (don't want to tax my brain too much). Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted April 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 (edited) multidingual - the ability to explain a crash in several different languages Edited April 27, 2011 by ramjet Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
The Veg 0 Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Electile dysfunction: (see US Politics) Quote "If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's electrical." -somebody's dad Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted June 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 lotisserie - any Lotus car going around and around in circles Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Executide - the outflow of senior management types when a company gets taken over Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
Petrol feet driven 2 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Coffee - The person upon whom one coughs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
basalte 108 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Coffin -a puffin with a respiratory disorder. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ramjet 1,085 Posted October 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 premature evacuation - the unfortunate event of going before sitting after taking laxatives Quote All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit. Opinions are like armpits. Everyone has them, some just stink more than others. Link to post Share on other sites
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