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As per the Mensa rules - add, subtract or change one letter in a word and supply a new meaning.

I'll kick it off with:

Deafecation - the act of not listening to someone who constantly spouts crap


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All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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RTFM Alex!

As per the Mensa rules - add, subtract or change one letter in a word and supply a new meaning.

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Braggage: To constantly boast about ones nice luggage.


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Nice one Tony. And if we assume that yours in in the OED now as a result, can I offer :

Blaggage - the acquiring of luggage by a crooked handler? Or fake luggage via ebay (epay - oh theres another one)

Sarcorial - having an ironic dress sense

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Surely for mensa they would have to be real words

but if you want any word then from defecate you get refecate which is where just having finished a crap a minute later you have to back and crap again

an intelligent version might be defecaste, the Italian for second-person plural past historic of defecare, or their verb to poop

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Mastubation - the self gratifying act of playing a large brass instrument


All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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arthtitis - a painful hand condition from fondling breasts


All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Modenise - update your car brand into something a bit more Ferrari

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reburgitate - throwing up after having visited a fast food outlet


All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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defeKate - whether or not you give a shit about the upcoming nuptuals?

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As per the Mensa rules - add, subtract or change one letter in a word and supply a new meaning.

I'll kick it off with:

Deafecation - the act of not listening to someone who constantly spouts crap

I'm with Alex, I think you guys have this wrong. The idea is to start with a real word right out of the Oxford Dictionary, add or subtract a letter to change into another word also to be found in the Oxford Dictionary, but with a different meaning. :geek:


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No we don't and even if we did, who cares?

Mensa Invitational posted in Jokes And Gags Thread

Rules are at the top of that post. Post a word and a new meaning or go post somewhere else. :harhar:


All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad.Jeremy Clarkson on the Esprit.

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Not quite to the rules but close:

Lotarse - the reason a 2 min job takes 2 hours or why factory new build is easy but subsequent maintenance virtually impossible (THE waterpump bolt)


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Porsche 924 Turbo - Parts chaser

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I like inventing the new words, its more fun and easier (don't want to tax my brain too much).


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multidingual - the ability to explain a crash in several different languages

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Electile dysfunction: (see US Politics)


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lotisserie - any Lotus car going around and around in circles


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Executide - the outflow of senior management types when a company gets taken over


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premature evacuation - the unfortunate event of going before sitting after taking laxatives


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