Gold FFM Sparky Posted May 13, 2011 Gold FFM Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 ...you start your Esprit and your previously well-behaved ABS light comes on - and stays on. Bugger. Any more today, Lotus or otherwise? Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbers Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Your Shower isn't working when you get in it and your sone says, "Dad, theres water coming from the radiator in the hall!" (pipe corroded) DOH! Quote Possibly save your life. Check out this website.http://everyman-campaign.org/ Distributor for 'Every Male' grooming products. (Discounts for any TLF members hairier than I am!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advantage Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Have you tried turning it off then on again, Mr Sparkle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Is it safe to get out of bed yet? Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevsked Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Can't believe you've broken my car already. Trevor. Quote I'll get around to it at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veg Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I always wondered why people didn't dread Monday the 13th more... Quote "If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's electrical." -somebody's dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loteuk Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 That would explain why the bloke who picked up my boat this morning first stoved the wheel arch into my garden wall pier and then on the second attempt stoved the other wheel arch into my rear bumper (parked 15 feet down the road???? duh! Quote I have to ask myself - 'do I feel lucky'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted May 13, 2011 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Turned on, off, on again, swore at it, pleaded with it, cursed Trevor , all to no avail. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon350S Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Pah. Take the bulb out dude! Done Quote Chunky Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advantage Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Sounds like you were sold a pup. Can you get your money back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 What, and have to get rid of all those £12 notes again? Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red vtec Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 A black permant marker will fix the ABS light, and while your about shove some sawdust in the gearbox to quiten it down. Quote Amateurs built the Ark Professionals built the Titanic "I haven't ridden in cars pulled by cows before" "Bullocks, Mr.Belcher" "No, I haven't, honestly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted May 13, 2011 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I thought his eyes were too close together. I should have trusted my instincts. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookiecj Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Just a GT3 now, but I did own more than Trev once See, that's where you went wrong.... Owning Trev was always going to be problematic! Quote In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.<br /><br />In practice, there is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted May 13, 2011 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm not sure, but I get the feeling Trev owns me! Will give you a call in a while. The good news: 14 is my lucky number. So tomorrow should be a peach. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrg_machine Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 You know it's Friday the 13th when... You've just watched the first 5 Friday 13th films and now have 5 to go Quote Jez Mean Green S4s I think therefore I am - Descartes I'm pink therefore I'm spam - Eric Idle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibs Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Good effort! Quote 88 Esprit NA, 89 Esprit Turbo SE, Evora, Evora S, Evora IPS, Evora S IPS, Evora S IPS SR, Evora 400, Elise S1, Elise S1 111s, Evora GT410 Sport Evora NA For forum issues, please contact the Moderators. I will aim to respond to emails/PM's Mon-Fri 9-6 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 When yesterday was Thursday 12th? Superstitious stuff and nonsense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevsked Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Sounds like you were sold a pup. Can you get your money back? Money here and waiting, bring it up, unless you're CHICKEN. Trevor. Quote I'll get around to it at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted May 13, 2011 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Trailering it to you, minus battery and alternator. WIMP. Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1 RMA Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 When you turn on the underfloor heating element on your new bathroom being fitted just to test it, then go up to Morrisons to get some bread rolls and come back to a horrible burning smell and the electric tripped whoops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newts Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 ... when you find you're battery is completely dead after charging it all night Quote Colin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Barrykearley Posted January 14, 2017 Gold FFM Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 I told the wife a trampoline was a waste of money. The loud bang at 4am was found to be Quote Only here once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold FFM Sparky Posted January 14, 2017 Author Gold FFM Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 I blame John Lewis. 1 Quote British Fart to Florida, Nude to New York, Dunce to Denmark, Numpty to Newfoundland. And Shitfaced Silly Sod to Sweden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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