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It's being reported that Denmark may force Marmite off the shelves as it hasn't been submitted for any of their tests for such foodstuffs:

A spokesman for the Danish Food and Veterinary Administration said: "We have no record of an application for the sale of the product, so we have neither forbidden or accepted it."

BBC clicky I like the bit about potential civil disobedience if it does get bannned! :D

and 10 things to know about Marmite


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Marmite - the waste product from the brewing process chucked into a stupid shaped jar. Actually, the Danes should investigate the amount of salt that gets added to the smeggy sludge. Criminal.

I seriously doubt that Beechams [*] (or whoever owns the stuff these days) 'add' anything to it, let alone vitamins.

And for the record, I utterly detest the stuff - demonic excrement. Foodstuff my a*se....


[*] yes, I do have 'previous' with the stuff....hence the somewhat polarised opinion.

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Actually its packed full of nutrients!

I'm a fan but much prefer Beef Extract, i.e. Bovril as you can drink it or spread it! Yummy!

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I love marmite! Spread on hot, brown toast with some butter or, on toast under scrambled egg. Mmmmm.

I love Beef extract. A good dollop of it in boiling water because it makes you grow up big and strong and my daddy loved it.

I love malt extract. A good dollop of it (extra bonus with cod liver oil) on a spoon straight in. It makes you grow up big and strong.


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Marmite is the semi-solid manifestation of Biltong! i.e. Excrementally inedible......

That said, I like Twiglets and Marmite crisps so I'm obviously polarised on some deeply subconcious level (must be my magnetic personality).

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Well if cant say anything nice don't say anything at all!

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