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[COMPETITION] If "LOTUS" was an acronym, what would it be?


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Funniest 5 answers by 5pm tomorrow (Friday 28th Oct) win a brand new and pristine copy of the Lotus Magazine Issue 3 posted out (UK postage only, you'll have to contribute if you're abroad). £20 a copy, own a piece of history! Enter now!!

Judges decision final etc. NB First person to roll out the 'Lots of trouble...' gets a kick in the nuts!

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Evora NA

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Lots of torque usually sideways. :smoke: ( ok maybe not so funny but I reckon it's the best response to the usual sarcasm of trouble and serious yawn yawn)

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Though this be madness yet there is method in it ( Polonius in William Shakespeare's Hamlet)

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Someone should make that into a t-shirt!

Oh, wait... http://www.thelotusf...ue-t-shirt.html :D

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Ok ok I really didn't know about the t shirt so...if you bring one in really big bloke size to the NEC I will pay for it and wear it all day on the MGCC stand...deal?

Though this be madness yet there is method in it ( Polonius in William Shakespeare's Hamlet)

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We've got a t-shirt for every occasion :lol:

We'll have a few XL's there, that's all we've got left. See what you think matey :)

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Cheers Bibs! I can do what I did last year: buy my own Xmas pressies from TLF and give them to Marion to give to me! Everyone wins!!!

Meanwhile back at the competition.... "lots of the usual shenanigans".....no? Ok...I'll have another beer and keep thinking tho my brain does hurt when thinking... :help:

Though this be madness yet there is method in it ( Polonius in William Shakespeare's Hamlet)

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Leaves Out the Unecessary Stuff (like a handbrake that works on my Elan plus 2) ok ok I jest :sofa:

Seriously, it's hard to follow IanQ's and obione's above. :)

"All we know is that when they stop making this, we will be properly, properly sad."

~ Jeremy Clarkson (about the Lotus Esprit)

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Whoops No sleep in 2 days makes me dumb.. I spelt it wrong I know, but wife is very ill and i'm here and then the hospital. At work and then back for the kids, then back to wife again. Will all be back to normal soon..

Love

Of

The

Underwater

Sportscar.

Life

Of

The

Ultimate

Sensation

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Lightweight

Overwhelming

Terrific

Unique

Sportscar

Ort, ob the humourous side

Leaves

Owner

Throwing

Useless

Screws

If you have the choice between a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell don't forget the Nomex®!

Captain,  Lotus Airways. We fly lower! 

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Leaks Oil Through Upgrade Soon

Leaking Oil To Under Side

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

"I haven't ridden in cars pulled by cows before" "Bullocks, Mr.Belcher" "No, I haven't, honestly"

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Let

Other

Teams

Use

Stickers.... Or Sponsors.... Either works well...

Maybe

Lots

Of

Teams

Usually

Stickers

Could be embellished a little to...

Lots

Of (Pointless)

Teams

Usually (Just)

Sponsors

Lots

Of

Talk...

Utter

Stupidity!

A little drunk and being funny more than serious before anyone banishes me!!!

My

Love

Of

Talking

Utter

Shit

Chunky Lover

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"Serious" entry:

Last

Of

The

Unique

Supercars

"Humourous" entry:

Leading

Oafs

To

Utter

Stutters

Being second is to be the first of the ones who lose.

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  • Gold FFM

Laughs On The Up Slopes

Lick Out The Unseen Sweetness

Lights Out! Totally unrestrained Sexyness!

Look Out! The Ultimate Spacerocket

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk - that will teach us to keep mouth shut!

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